venividivicibj
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Speaking of that. Pretty excited for Monica Belluci. Loved her since I saw her in the Matrix
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Speaking of that. Pretty excited for Monica Belluci. Loved her since I saw her in the Matrix
How does Monica Bellucci compare to the paintings of Leighton, the novels of Trollope, or the maidens of the Renaissance Faire?
How does Monica Bellucci compare to the paintings of Leighton, the novels of Trollope, or the maidens of the Renaissance Faire?
How does Monica Bellucci compare to the paintings of Leighton, the novels of Trollope, or the maidens of the Renaissance Faire?
Pretty fking favorably.
I'd rather have Monica Belluci than any of those, to be completely honest. I'm not stupid.
I think some of you are stuck in the past. Monica Bellucci is about 50 now - this is what she really looks like:
She looks fine for 50, and in fairness she doesn't have those soulless, empty eyes that so many "celebrities" have (possibly because she does actually have some acting ability, which is rare among actors).
But I'm not sure the general excitement is entirely warranted.
I'm flattered, but nothing doing I'm afraid. Years of rough, sweaty, blissful experience have given me an almost infallible nose, and you give off a serious '3 inch, premature pop' vibe. I need a rod of iron and the stamina of a carthorse, I don't want to have to break out the Doc Johnson Ass Master after a hot date.
I'm flattered, but nothing doing I'm afraid. Years of rough, sweaty, blissful experience have given me an almost infallible nose, and you give off a serious '3 inch, premature pop' vibe. I need a rod of iron and the stamina of a carthorse, I don't want to have to break out the Doc Johnson Ass Master after a hot date.
I'm flattered, but nothing doing I'm afraid. Years of rough, sweaty, blissful experience have given me an almost infallible nose, and you give off a serious '3 inch, premature pop' vibe. I need a rod of iron and the stamina of a carthorse, I don't want to have to break out the Doc Johnson Ass Master after a hot date.
3 inch? I'm so sorry for your loss.