Has anyone drawn a penis for CC checkout signature?

[Bhowie]

I usually write F*** You realy big.

Pre-SF I bought a pair of shoes at DSW, when I paid for them I just started scribbling all over the machine. The SA said, " Uh, sir you are gonna have to resign that we won't accept that signature."

 

[lynchpatrickj]

There are tears in my eyes.

This is awesome.

 

[justsayno]

brilliant

 

[freefinancialadvice]

Seriously, I too have signed a penis for about 10 years. On official documents, I sign a modified penis, that actually looks like three circles, but it usually looks like this:



http://www.styleforum.net/attachment...1&d=1233856216

 

[dkzzzz]

My custom business card from CapitalOne has a name of my business on the front in capital letters. The only reason I got that card is cause you can select your business name to be printed on the front.
The name is complete gibberish in English but in Cyrillic it reads :" Dick covered with sourcream".
I have been signing with swearwords for years.

 

[lynchpatrickj]

Originally Posted by dkzzzz

My custom business card from CapitalOne has a name of my business on the front in capital letters. The only reason I got that card is cause you can select your business name to be printed on the front.
The name is complete gibberish in English but in Cyrillic it reads :" Dick covered with sourcream".
I have been signing with swearwords for years.

Might I inquire as to the nature of your business?

 

[Dakota rube]

^Um, it's not a dairy...

 

[sho'nuff]

haha ! im going to draw a buttocks now.

 

[Invicta]

My coworkers are now wondering why I am hystericaly laughing....

 

[odoreater]

This is interesting. I've drawn pictures before, but usually it's something like a smiley face (if I'm in a good mood). I've never thought of drawing anything else, but now you got me thinking.

 

[jgold47]

I told this story at lunch and it got quite the laugh.

 

[Al-Wahid]

I've written my signature in Arabic before for more or less the same reason. However I've never quite taken it that far. I must say bravo not only for showing such ingenuity but also breaking through the banal routine of what can often seem like a monotonous existence.

 

[idfnl]

Originally Posted by mafoofan Jr.

Kingpin: Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis.

Epic

 

[inogenius]

Originally Posted by suited

If I write a check to one of my friends I went to high school with, I'll draw a huge, hairy, erupting penis on the memo line. I'm sure they love cashing/depositing the check. I think by banking rules, you can't scribble over it for security reasons

Back when I was in high school, I didn't have a car or my license so a friend would drive me to and from school. In return, I'd pay him like $20 a month. Well, when I would give him the check, I would write things on the memo line like, "For the great sex."

The best part was that he was HUGELY religious, and would get so offended, but would never stop me from doing anything like that. I think I might have been a dick to my friends.