ITT we discuss the alleged joys of home ownership. The hassles, the repairs, the headaches, the costs, the sudden, urgent, and unexpected expenditures. Positive commentary such as successfully completed improvements, points of pride, etc. also welcome but may fall on deaf or otherwise frustrated ears. I'll start. Locksmiths: WTF, locksmiths? $2 grand to re-key my house and add some deadbolts?