OFFICIAL Game of Thrones Thread

[scurvyfreedman]



Of course, but (1) she doesn't know that, and (2) Sansa wants to get away from Joffrey more than she wants to be with Loras.

She still believes in the perfect knight who will protect the weak and innocent. She sees Ser Loras as that perfect knight. He can physically protect her, but also meets her other needs. He's not threatening physically because he's more effeminate than Sandor Clegane, who could better protect her and offered to take her away- granted he was covered in blood and stunk of wine at the time. Sandor even protects Ser Loras from Gregor.

Oh, how I wish for Garlan Tyrell and the cripple Willas. How could a Paramount family have only one child? Just makes so little sense.

Arryns are different. Lord Arryn had several prior wives and little success. Lysa had the situation with tansy tea and by that time Lord Jon was very aged.

Plus the Reach is very wealthy with resources. Mace Tyrell was married at a reasonable age. One son...

King Stannis has only one daughter, but Selyse has been pregnant many times. He does his duty to make an heir with his wife.

The Starks have lots of kids.

The Lannisters three children and the third killed Tywin's wife in childbed and he never took another wife.

Four children for the Greyjoys who live with no farmland.

The Martells are not yet introduced. How many of Prince Doran's kids will be eliminated from the story in Dorne?

 

[in stitches]



That Theon seen was ugly

i had to turn away when he started peeling away his finger skin. nasty.

 

[aravenel]



i had to turn away when he started peeling away his finger skin. nasty.

There's a reason their house sigil is the flayed man...

 

[gort]



Ah so Sansa really will be marrying Littlefinger? Why then did they have Mother Tyrell snapping the pen?

This is one of the easiest to follow threads of the current season. C'mon now have you been SF'ing through every episode?

 

[scurvyfreedman]



i had to turn away when he started peeling away his finger skin. nasty.

A naked man has few secrets. A flayed man has none.

 

[in stitches]

:barf:

 

[JustChris]



The Martells are not yet introduced. How many of Prince Doran's kids will be eliminated from the story in Dorne?

How many kids does he have? I thought it was just the son and daughter, but I'm too lazy to dig one of the books off the shelf and check the lineage table.

 

[munchausen]

Doran has three children. Oberyn has a bunch of baseborn daughters, of which we see 7, but it's suggested that there are more

 

[HORNS]

I bet Loras has a Dragonglass marital aid.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Doran has three children. Oberyn has a bunch of baseborn daughters, of which we see 7, but it's suggested that there are more

Sandsnakes

 

[iamacyborg]

I bet Loras has a Dragonglass marital aid.

I don't think dragonglass would make for a comfortable marital aid. Too many sharp edges.

 

[Piobaire]

^ I could wear that as a sgian dubh. Looks right size.

 

[iamacyborg]

^ I could wear that as a sgian dubh. Looks right size.

Knock yourself out.

 

[Michigan Planner]



Knock yourself out.

I think I need the Tyrion statue for my desk at work.

 

[HORNS]

I bet Loras has a Dragonglass marital aid.

I don't think dragonglass would make for a comfortable marital aid. Too many sharp edges.

I didn't say "Dragonglass dagger as a marital aid", I said "Dragonglass marital aid".