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Hickey removal

Mauby

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+2 on the turtleneck. A hickey is a bruise. How do you make a bruise go away?
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
Splain yourself.

You take a plastic comb, hopefully not too sharp on the ends, and you run it back and forth over the hickey. I thought everyone knew this?



Originally Posted by Dakota rube
I never really had you pegged as someone who'd ever had a hickey. And I say that with all due respect.

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We were all 14 once. Except Conne and Kwilk, who are still 12, I believe.
 

Jumbie

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Originally Posted by grimslade
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We were all 14 once. Except Conne and Kwilk, who are still 12, I believe.


Is that why they're so confused about their sexuality?
 

grimslade

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Originally Posted by Jumbie
Is that why they're so confused about their sexuality?

I think it has more to do with the hickeys they give each other. To say nothing of where they give them.
 

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Hello,

It turns out sleep really is the best cure for most things--well, sleep and ice. All gone!

Thanks for the tips though, I'll keep 'em handy for who-knows-when (bound to come in useful one of these days).

And I'm honestly surprised at some of your responses---do hickey-related activities somehow lose their appeal as one ages? That would be terrible!

Anyway, thanks again. Much peace, and happy thanksgiving!
 

Jumbie

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Originally Posted by Kohan
And I'm honestly surprised at some of your responses---do hickey-related activities somehow lose their appeal as one ages? That would be terrible!!
No. Most people just grow out of giving them.
 

F475

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Get a larger hickey on your forehead. No one will notice the one on your neck.
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strsinthesky

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Wear a turtleneck dude. lol always work with me. Always keep a turtleneck around just in case. even if it's the ugliest piece of crap in the world.

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unjung

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Once you hit your sophomore year, the hickeys start moving down your body. Then no one except the offender (and whoever follows her, if you're prolific) will ever know. And that's a good thing. Do what you can to hasten this change.
 

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Originally Posted by Vintage Gent
Then again, some of us don't. I'm 40, and the charm of getting and giving them still hasn't left me.

Ain't that the truth.

Mixed with a good dose of additional-er-experimentation.

Variety is the spice of life.
 

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morning after (before meeting my fam), one girl that gave me one took the end of a large diameter marker or hiliter and pressed on it, and twisted. repeat a bunch of times if you can withstand the pain, and it'll reduce the defined border of it and make it look like a red mark with a diffuse border, not so much like a purple hickey. I ended up lying and said i got hit during ball hockey.
 

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