Hickey removal

[thinman]

Originally Posted by sloken

morning after (before meeting my fam), one girl that gave me one took the end of a large diameter marker or hiliter and pressed on it, and twisted. repeat a bunch of times if you can withstand the pain, and it'll reduce the defined border of it and make it look like a red mark with a diffuse border, not so much like a purple hickey. I ended up lying and said i got hit during ball hockey.

Depending on the extent of your activities, you may not have stretched the truth so much...

 

[Davidko19]

i try to give them to one night stands. As my own little mark for them to wear for the week, lol. immature, yes. but damn funny.

 

[distinctive]

Originally Posted by strsinthesky

Wear a turtleneck dude. lol always work with me. Always keep a turtleneck around just in case. even if it's the ugliest piece of crap in the world.

Turtlenecks are slightly Conne

 

[Tabris]

Say one of your male friends did it to you to cause such inquest.

Seriously...it happened to a friend of mine once, he got given a hickey from another friend just to embarrass him. no ****

 

[Lucky7]

Originally Posted by Tabris

Say one of your male friends did it to you to cause such inquest.

Seriously...it happened to a friend of mine once, he got given a hickey from another friend just to embarrass him. no ****


Big ****. I don't give or receive hickeys from other males. Period. You're kidding right? I think explaining to your parents that your male friend gave you a hickey is more trouble than saying. Yeah my new girlfriend gave it to me.

 

[Tabris]

Seriously.

One of my friends did it to another for ***** and giggles at a party when we were younger.

They're like jocks...so that explains any homovibes, but still, waiting for my friend to come up with an explanation for it all was a riot.

 

[Kohan]

Originally Posted by quinnk

Once you hit your sophomore year, the hickeys start moving down your body. Then no one except the offender (and whoever follows her, if you're prolific) will ever know. And that's a good thing. Do what you can to hasten this change.
You assume that my neck bore the only battle-scars.

Originally Posted by e23

Wow this is seriously something that happens in middle school.
Your maturity bores me. Come back to the sandbox, where we naive children play with such reckless abandon and joy. Prick.

Originally Posted by Tabris

Say one of your male friends did it to you to cause such inquest.
That would cause another, entirely less pleasant, round of questioning. C'mon Kaworu, let's keep the purpose of the subterfuge in mind--to avoid questions entirely, not to awkward-ize thanksgiving. This isn't Friends... "more turkey, meester chandler?" That highlighter/comb approach make sense. Painful sense, but sense nonetheless. I'll keep them in mind.

 

[utspg]

Originally Posted by sloken

morning after (before meeting my fam), one girl that gave me one took the end of a large diameter marker or hiliter and pressed on it, and twisted. repeat a bunch of times if you can withstand the pain, and it'll reduce the defined border of it and make it look like a red mark with a diffuse border, not so much like a purple hickey. I ended up lying and said i got hit during ball hockey.

actually yeah, a girl showed this to me too, and it works rather well. For me I just keep pressing and twisting til it hurts like a *****. Then its swollen and red (instead of purple and bruised), but that goes away in about an hour. So if you plan ahead, you can remove most (if not all) proof of the hickey.

 

[Ludeykrus]

Anyone who does not have hickies, bloody claw marks, and torn sheets is not doing the sexing right.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by grimslade

We were all 14 once. Except Conne and Kwilk, who are still 12, I believe.

Hey now. I'm 12 backwards (that's 21). I just act like an idiot on the forum as a sort of escapism. IRL, I'm a very straight laced and respectable guy (except when I drink.).

 

[Ludeykrus]

nm

 

[kwilkinson]

Oh yeah....
Well....
You're that.

 

[Ludeykrus]

Damnit, missed the edit by a few seconds.

 

[kwilkinson]

Ha!! You're obviously used to dealing with less SF addicted losers than myself.

 

[Ludeykrus]

Busted....