What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. freedom_fries

    freedom_fries Senior member

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    this is classic - you can't catch a break can you.

    moral of the story is to never shit at work again.
     


  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    This guy has been doing something to try and trick me. He honestly knows the paper in the door doesn't work so now he just pulls it all the way shut when he is finished so it looks like somebody is in there. The fool, he is not tricking me. I will get the bastard. My company moved a ton of people to another floor so it has widdled down the candidates.

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    Can't believe I just read this entire thread... good luck haha. subscribed
     


  5. imatlas

    imatlas Senior member

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    I haven't checked this thread in a while. Have I missed anything?
     


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    Fraiche Senior member

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    You need to booby trap his stall. Put ketchup packets under the toilet seat.
     


  7. lasbar

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    You are becoming the Donnie Darko of the office toilets world..

    Do not lose your soul in the pursuit of this Holy grail..
     


  8. M. Bardamu

    M. Bardamu Senior member

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    Could this be the Phantom Paperer, using some counter-psy-ops on you?
     


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    OP, Is there really only one co-worker you can trust on this? I think you need to take a risk and bring in a few more pairs of eyes.

    Also, do you ever suffer from dizzyness, black-outs or memory loss? You have on several occasions let it be known you have very firm ideas on what constitutes good toliet ettiquette. It seems to cause you distress when these standards are not adhered to. Could the answer to the mystery perhaps lie deep within PB?!?
     


  10. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I don't even know who I am anymore...

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    Reggs Senior member

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    In high school we had a coach who would always do this. There was no office/staff bathroom nearby so he used the locker room. He would pull his pants and underwear all the way down, lean against the wall with one hand, and hold himself to urinate with the other.

    When he leaned against the wall he pretty much planked his body at a dramatic angle, making it even more strange and awkward.
     


  12. lasbar

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    And you were watching him????:embar:
     


  13. Willie5566

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    Yess!!!!!! Someone else who has had this experience. The more the more that have suffered through this the more of us to help end it.


    I would like to start the Million Man Keep Your Fucking Pants on Movement. All our welcome!! Let's eliminate these sicko's!

    P.S. Sorry about him leaning on on the wall. That certainly makes it worse.
     


  14. zippyh

    zippyh Senior member

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    For reasons lost in past engineering lore, in my company the universal signal for "no paper here" is to wedge a wad of paper in the door to the stall or the towel dispenser lever. Today I noticed a stall with the wad of paper warning. A newbie-ish looking person went in and latched the stall. I was thinking he's in for an unpleasant surprise and it reminded me of this thread.
     


  15. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I love hearing stories of people being reminded of my thread. :inlove:
     


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