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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I was actually concerned. I now can stop thinking about PMing you.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Men of the forvm, the stars have alligned and the God's have answered. Today I received the best Christmas gift a man could ever ask for. What is it you ask? Well, the search is over. I caught this motherfucker and there is a bit of a story to go along with it. I have been going into the stall next to the culprit stall in hopes of catching him. Well, today during my morning poop I hear somebody come in and go to the sink and get paper towels and run the water. I thought nothing of it. Then he enters the stall next to me and I notice immediately the shoes that enter. Black patent leather boots. Like a cop would wear. I am thinking to myself how ugly they are and then a hand reaches down holding a soapy paper towel and start wiping them down. I am thinking, what a fucking nutjob. He leaves the boots all soapy while he finishes his business and then dries them off with another piece of paper towel. Then leaves and shuts the fucking stall door with the paper towel. I was so excited I shit again. This is the person who I have been thinking it is too.

    I will tell you it is one of the only people that is in my building that doesn't work for the company. He works for a small company that rents office space from us.

    It is done. From here on out the unofficial title of this thread shall be, "Public Restrooms - The People We Encounter" Share all of your stories.

    Goodnight, and good luck.

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    yjeezle Senior member

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    This truly is a blessed day; a historic day. A day of infamy and closure. Now we can all move on with our lives, and begin rebuilding.
     
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    Joffrey Senior member

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    Patrickbooth, you should confront this tyrant and impress upon him how his actions have changed so many lives.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have a feeling that he wouldn't be too impressed.
     
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    otc Senior member

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    but can you a least sneak a phone photo of the dude and PM it to your dedicated followers?
     
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    Finally!!!!!! The day we have all been waiting for has arrived.

    This scoundrel needs to be dealt with after everything he has put all of us through.

    I believe that a note should be left for him in "his" stall that reads:
    "We know who you are. We know what you have been doing."
    An iphone pic of the offender's boots should be taken and attached to the note to show him that we mean business!!!!!!!

    Good work Patrick.



    :D
     
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  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I'm not comfortable with that... But if you need some sort of image in your mind I will say that he is a black guy.


    One day I might get the boot pic.

    I think it is clear that he is a germ freak. I mean soaping up your boots? Really???
     
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    Congrats!!!!
     
  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Thank you, thank you. I should get a medal or something.
     
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    you totally should, here you go!

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    but 4 real, thats great news dude!
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I laughed, I cried, I fell in love, it became a part of me. Thank you baby jesus for this christmas present. Happy to witness what will go down in the annals of history as one of the most significant events that has happened on SF.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Victory, well done, congratulations, and I hope your holidays are a bit brighter as a result.
     
  17. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Thank you! Off to a good start!
     
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    SO WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH THE PAPER IN THE DOOR????????????
     
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    Couldn't have asked for a better Xmas gift! I'll sleep soundly tonight.
     
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    Wow I have been following this thread for too long and just have to post saying job well done.
     

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