What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. Naka

    Naka Senior member

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    I WANT TO KNOW WHO AND WHY.
     
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    You're such a tease...
     
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    Have we a winner?
     
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    Where I work , we're lucky if one of our lovely customers doesn't crap on the door..
     
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    Nah, that was one of the things that was immediately rejected since apparently there is still paper in all of these stalls and theyare 100% usable.
     
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    Dude, go to a spy store buy a pin hole camera and position it in the bathroom so you can monitor who uses the stalls. Yes, you may see things you'd rather not see, but at least it'll provide some answers.
     
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    And get sacked...
     
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    How would they know who installed it?
     
  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The ip address would be hyperlinked to this thread.
     
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    At work here, there are a high number of guys who do the 1 hand on the wall thing on the urinal. Anyone do that here? Is your balance affected when you need to piss? I need answers.


    There's also a guy here, who unbuttons his pants to piss...do people not know what a zipper is for?
     
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    Button fly pants
     
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    That's really not uncommon...I'm gonna go do it right now.
     
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    Depends. Seems like a good time to fix your shirt tuck. Or, if you are wearing jeans with a button fly, that's how you do it.
     
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    I'm not even sure I could manage it in my jeans (a new pair of raw denim that is still pretty stiff). I could get the buttons apart but then I would have to navigate the zig zag maze that is my boxer briefs' fly at which point it would probably be so squeezed on the sides that I wouldn't be able to pee anyways. Not to mention that I probably wouldn't be able to re-button them without undoing the top button.

    Even with jeans and a zip fly (unless they are really high rise) I'd open the top...those zippers are sharp motherfuckers. Dress pants have much safer zippers and much more pliable material so I don't feel the need to unbutton.
     
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    Is this mystery still unsolved?
     

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