Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.
he's on to you PB.
Find out who this bastard is befor he finds you. Dun Dun Dun.
He or she just dont care about your obsession for him or here.
take more than 1 picture this time.
The cellphone posts got me thinking, and I don't know if this has been mentioned yet but you could switch on your bluetooth when you're in the trap next to a suspected culprit and see if they show up near you. They may even have used they're own name.......
Worth a bash?
Another thought is that you could get one of those mirrors on a telescopic pole that the special forces use for shooting baddies around corners. Or even the highly polished toe of a derby slipped under the partition may be enough to see the reflection of the elusive lavvy creeper.....
he could also install a pressure switch under the toilet seat wired to c4 explosives.
Another weird issue with phones in the bathroom. We get like zero service in there. It seriously cuts down my text-while-pooping time.
Must be management policy...
It's bad for office productivity..
LOL. It is threads such as this that leave me wondering if the miscreants over on devils island might just be on to something(!)? What say you?
I just cannot believe I read the whole thing!
Funny story (I think) related to bathrooms - so this seemed like a good thread to post in:
I went to use the bathroom at Portland, OR airport - don't remember the name. They have these really spiffy toilets where you hit 1 for urine, 2 for feces. I guess the water release adjusts accordingly - never seen this in NYC. Anyway, I'm washing my hands when this guys runs past and jams himself into a stall. its quiet for a second and then you just hear an explosion - it sounded like a busted faucet. Then it gets quiet for maybe 15 or 20 seconds. All of sudden, someone a few stalls over mutters (loud enough for everyone to hear), "Man, I think you need to hit #2 . . ."
How long the guy took to leave the stall and did you wait for him to have a good laugh ?
One evening at work , I wasmachine gun farting whilst walking and was pretty proud with myself when I did spot my top manager having a chat with my area boss...
^^^^It was pretty full - - a lot of people broke out laughing. I I didnt stick around to see the culprit come out to applause!
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