What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[mr.orange]

he's on to you PB.

Find out who this bastard is befor he finds you. Dun Dun Dun.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

 

[Achillus]

He or she just dont care about your obsession for him or here.

 

[yjeezle]

take more than 1 picture this time.

 

[Vidal_Balloon]

The cellphone posts got me thinking, and I don't know if this has been mentioned yet but you could switch on your bluetooth when you're in the trap next to a suspected culprit and see if they show up near you. They may even have used they're own name.......
Worth a bash?

 

[Vidal_Balloon]

Another thought is that you could get one of those mirrors on a telescopic pole that the special forces use for shooting baddies around corners. Or even the highly polished toe of a derby slipped under the partition may be enough to see the reflection of the elusive lavvy creeper.....

 

[acidboy]

he could also install a pressure switch under the toilet seat wired to c4 explosives.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Another weird issue with phones in the bathroom. We get like zero service in there. It seriously cuts down my text-while-pooping time.

 

[lasbar]



Another weird issue with phones in the bathroom. We get like zero service in there. It seriously cuts down my text-while-pooping time.

Must be management policy...

It's bad for office productivity..

 

[Eagle]

LOL. It is threads such as this that leave me wondering if the miscreants over on devils island might just be on to something(!)? What say you?

I just cannot believe I read the whole thing!

 

[PhiloVance]

Funny story (I think) related to bathrooms - so this seemed like a good thread to post in:

I went to use the bathroom at Portland, OR airport - don't remember the name. They have these really spiffy toilets where you hit 1 for urine, 2 for feces. I guess the water release adjusts accordingly - never seen this in NYC. Anyway, I'm washing my hands when this guys runs past and jams himself into a stall. its quiet for a second and then you just hear an explosion - it sounded like a busted faucet. Then it gets quiet for maybe 15 or 20 seconds. All of sudden, someone a few stalls over mutters (loud enough for everyone to hear), "Man, I think you need to hit #2 . . ."

 

[NORE]

 

[ratboycom]



Another thought is that you could get one of those mirrors on a telescopic pole that the special forces use for shooting baddies around corners. Or even the highly polished toe of a derby slipped under the partition may be enough to see the reflection of the elusive lavvy creeper.....

 

[lasbar]



Funny story (I think) related to bathrooms - so this seemed like a good thread to post in:

I went to use the bathroom at Portland, OR airport - don't remember the name. They have these really spiffy toilets where you hit 1 for urine, 2 for feces. I guess the water release adjusts accordingly - never seen this in NYC. Anyway, I'm washing my hands when this guys runs past and jams himself into a stall. its quiet for a second and then you just hear an explosion - it sounded like a busted faucet. Then it gets quiet for maybe 15 or 20 seconds. All of sudden, someone a few stalls over mutters (loud enough for everyone to hear), "Man, I think you need to hit #2 . . ."

How long the guy took to leave the stall and did you wait for him to have a good laugh ?

One evening at work , I wasmachine gun farting whilst walking and was pretty proud with myself when I did spot my top manager having a chat with my area boss...

 

[PhiloVance]

^^^^It was pretty full - - a lot of people broke out laughing. I I didnt stick around to see the culprit come out to applause!