What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. mr.orange

    mr.orange Senior member

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    he's on to you PB.

    Find out who this bastard is befor he finds you. Dun Dun Dun.
     


  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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  3. Achillus

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    He or she just dont care about your obsession for him or here.
     
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  4. yjeezle

    yjeezle Senior member

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    take more than 1 picture this time.
     


  5. Vidal_Balloon

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    The cellphone posts got me thinking, and I don't know if this has been mentioned yet but you could switch on your bluetooth when you're in the trap next to a suspected culprit and see if they show up near you. They may even have used they're own name.......
    Worth a bash?
     


  6. Vidal_Balloon

    Vidal_Balloon Active Member

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    Another thought is that you could get one of those mirrors on a telescopic pole that the special forces use for shooting baddies around corners. Or even the highly polished toe of a derby slipped under the partition may be enough to see the reflection of the elusive lavvy creeper.....
     


  7. acidboy

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    he could also install a pressure switch under the toilet seat wired to c4 explosives.
     


  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Another weird issue with phones in the bathroom. We get like zero service in there. It seriously cuts down my text-while-pooping time.
     


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    Must be management policy...

    It's bad for office productivity..
     


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    :hide: LOL. It is threads such as this that leave me wondering if the miscreants over on devils island might just be on to something(!)? What say you? :nest:

    I just cannot believe I read the whole thing! :crazy:
     
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  11. PhiloVance

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    Funny story (I think) related to bathrooms - so this seemed like a good thread to post in:

    I went to use the bathroom at Portland, OR airport - don't remember the name. They have these really spiffy toilets where you hit 1 for urine, 2 for feces. I guess the water release adjusts accordingly - never seen this in NYC. Anyway, I'm washing my hands when this guys runs past and jams himself into a stall. its quiet for a second and then you just hear an explosion - it sounded like a busted faucet. Then it gets quiet for maybe 15 or 20 seconds. All of sudden, someone a few stalls over mutters (loud enough for everyone to hear), "Man, I think you need to hit #2 . . ."
     


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    :crackup:

    How long the guy took to leave the stall and did you wait for him to have a good laugh ?

    One evening at work , I wasmachine gun farting whilst walking and was pretty proud with myself when I did spot my top manager having a chat with my area boss...
     


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    ^^^^It was pretty full - - a lot of people broke out laughing. I I didnt stick around to see the culprit come out to applause!
     


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