What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I really think he is just trying to reserve it for himself. I really just want to know who it is at this point.
     
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    :lurk: Can't believe I just found this threak.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I find myself checking the stall doors for paper stuck in then now when I go to the can :uhoh:
     
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    This is the first thread I check every monday morning when I get to work. :(
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    :fistbump:
     
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    I had to hit the head at the gym today and I was seriously toying with tp'ing the lock and posting a pic like "OMG, look, its spreading!"
     
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    well i solved my little mystery in the bathroom today.

    sometimes when i take a dump, i hear someone who comes in and flicks his penis after taking a piss. he'll actually flick it like you would a paper football or something.

    i thought it would be a creepy temp but i found out that it was one of the directors here. :fu:

    sometimes you don't want to know the truth man...
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Oh I WANT to know, I NEED to know!

    I had a boss who told me that throughout the day he would snap a rubber band on the head of this penis. His logic was that he remains feeling good and at ease whenever he is not doing it so it helps his mood and well being. Very zen. He was a weird guy, I wouldn't be surprised if this were true.
     
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    ^Rather odd topic of conversation between a supervisor and a report.
    Just sayin'
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    It was at a job I worked when I was in high school & through college. Not a corporate, professional job at all. Not like it matters...
     
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    Patrick, do you like movies about gladiators?
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I cannot discuss it at this time.
     
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    Maybe this is part of his bird nesting process?
     

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