What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[LawrenceMD]



I skipped 99% of this thread, did I miss anything?

may I suggest watching this movie:

Never Talk to strangers

[VIDEO][/VIDEO]

 

[patrickBOOTH]



jesus christ, how did you not sit there and wait for him to come out?

He left while I was in the stall next to him still pooping...

 

[JohnGalt]



He left while I was in the stall next to him still pooping...

you should have just straight up asked. if he isn't the culprit, you would have at least had another set of eyes on the case.

 

[mr.orange]

this is getting intense...like something big is about to happen intense.

aside: The Game was an awesome flim. +1

 

[patrickBOOTH]



you should have just straight up asked. if he isn't the culprit, you would have at least had another set of eyes on the case.

You mean asked him while sitting on the toilet in the stall next to him? I think the whole moral of this saga is proper public bathroom behaviors. This would not be one of them.

 

[NORE]

Here's what you do: buy a cheap cellphone and when you next see the tissue on the door slide the phone under the stall without disturbing the tissue. Hopefully he will take the phone and report it missing. Then you can simply ask who returned it as you would like to thank them. Otherwise you can just keep checking until it's gone and call the number. Make sure you set it up on a funky ringtone.

Profit.

 

[JohnGalt]



You mean asked him while sitting on the toilet in the stall next to him? I think the whole moral of this saga is proper public bathroom behaviors. This would not be one of them.

I disagree - in this case it would have been perfectly acceptable. In fact, it was your duty.

 

[yjeezle]

noo!! SO CLOSE!

should've told your co-worker to keep eyes!

 

[otc]



Here's what you do: buy a cheap cellphone and when you next see the tissue on the door slide the phone under the stall without disturbing the tissue. Hopefully he will take the phone and report it missing. Then you can simply ask who returned it as you would like to thank them. Otherwise you can just keep checking until it's gone and call the number. Make sure you set it up on a funky ringtone.

Profit.

This is tempting...if you have ATT/Tmobile, you could even stick your own sim in it...then you wouldn't have to buy a month of prepaid service and could just get an old ebay phone (actually you could just get a non-functional phone and leave it in there). If someone is a douche and doesn't bring it back, it takes all of 5 minutes to get a new sim card at the phone store.

 

[Maximilian]

I disagree - in this case it would have been perfectly acceptable. In fact, it was your duty.

Heheh, doody.

At least you've got a lead now though. Burgundy loafers? He could be SF. Watch your back, this thread may be compromised.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Here's what you do: buy a cheap cellphone and when you next see the tissue on the door slide the phone under the stall without disturbing the tissue. Hopefully he will take the phone and report it missing. Then you can simply ask who returned it as you would like to thank them. Otherwise you can just keep checking until it's gone and call the number. Make sure you set it up on a funky ringtone.

Profit.

Not a terrible idea if it were possible...

I disagree - in this case it would have been perfectly acceptable. In fact, it was your duty.

I get you now. You're kind of right...

I disagree - in this case it would have been perfectly acceptable. In fact, it was your duty.

Heheh, doody.

At least you've got a lead now though. Burgundy loafers? He could be SF. Watch your back, this thread may be compromised.

Definitely not SF. They were not SF approved loafers. Looked to be corrected grain and not well taken care of. Tisk, tisk.

 

[otc]



Definitely not SF. They were not SF approved loafers. Looked to be corrected grain and not well taken care of. Tisk, tisk.

In that case, the guy will probably not be letting them rest between wearings--you can go look for the shoes today!

 

[patrickBOOTH]

It's on my outlook calendar with reoccurring reminders!

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Was just in the bathroom. The picture didn't stop him. The paper was there again!

 

[lasbar]



Was just in the bathroom. The picture didn't stop him. The paper was there again!

He is playing with your mind now..

Booby trap the toilet's handle...