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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. NORE

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    Not need if nothing happend.
     


  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Toay I went into the bathroom at a very early hour. This guy went in before me and we said hello to each other on the way in. He's a super nice guy. He went right in to the stall that most commonly gets papered. I am thinking to myself, oh no it can't be you who is doing it, I like you. The paperer has to be somebody that I hate.

    I go into the end stall to poop and I wait until he finishes because I want to see if he papers the stall when he leaves. He finishes up and is washing his hands and I am waiting. Then, of course some prick walks in and starts talking to him and he leaves. It could be this guy that I know and I don't think the culprit would put the paper in there if somebody is in there and could see him doing it, especially somebody having a conversation with him.

    We will find out. We will!
     


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    Be careful, it might not be pretty.
     


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    No. 2 at work = no thank you. It's a complicated enough procedure to have to deal with all this other nonsense.
     


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    Im more surprised with how regular Patrick and the towel man are, almost the same time/a couple times a day at work. I only take a couple dumps a week, and that is on a pretty balanced (little light on the protein) diet.
     


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    otc Stylish Dinosaur

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    I'd prefer not to dump at work...and never did when I was working part time jobs/internships.

    Once I did a year long internship (full time summer plus part time during my last year of school and then a few weeks full time after graduation), I eventually got "comfortable" with the place and my body's poo-rhythm aligned with my work schedule. Used to be I would take a dump sometime in the afternoon, but if I wasn't at home it would either wait until I got home (not me holding it, I just wouldn't feel the urge) or would just wait until the next day. Once I got comfortable with the office, when that time came, I would poo either in the office or at home but still not poo if I was out shopping or something.

    Same thing happened with my full time job...eventually I started pooing in the office although lately my dumps have been pretty irregular to the point where I have considered talking to a doctor...but they always come at work now.
     


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    So you don't feel comfortable pooping in a toilet but have no problem talking about it in excrutiating detail?
     


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    You must have waited for him and do a mexican wave in the toilets with the other on-lookers...
     


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    As far as my own self control goes, I have no problem...I'll sit down and take a dump anywhere as long as its not nasty. I'll take a dump out in the forest. My body's own subconscious rhythm however prevents this issue from ever cropping up. I simply don't feel like going when I am in a strange place...I could sit down and try and have nothing happen. I suppose this is handy on vacations as it saves you time and lets you get a few minutes of extra enjoyment out of your trip every day until your body finally decides it needs to dump.
     


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    Jessep (creepy bathroomguy): You want answers?
    Kaffee (patrickBOOTH): I think I'm entitled to them.
    Jessep: You want answers?
    Kaffee: I want the truth!
    Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
     


  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    No new news guys... But yeah, I actually have noticed that I have been more regular lately. I don't know what it is, maybe the almonds that I added to my diet. When I was young I would go probably once every 10 days, my mother was worried.

    Oh yeah, and I have no problem shitting in any toilet, anywhere. Maybe except the late great Mars Bar in NYC.
     


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    fuck booth you gotta find this bastard
     


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    I think you should re-post the sign but add text:

    "Why are you doing this? You need not reveal (just explain) yourself."
     


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