What Are You Saying Today? (AKA The Random Thoughts/Blogging Thread)

[RJman]

Cute cat.


I wish I were half the lawyer lawyerdad is.

 

[Go Surface]

The other day I was walking through my neighborhood and this giant bug (I mean, from the ******* cretaceous period) flew into my chin. It scared the **** out of me, I thought someone was pelting rocks, but when I looked down on the ground, I see legs kicking around.

 

[West24]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

The other day I was walking through my neighborhood and this giant bug (I mean, from the ******* cretaceous period) flew into my chin. It scared the **** out of me, I thought someone was pelting rocks, but when I looked down on the ground, I see legs kicking around.

i was once walking and a bee flew right into my eye! thats bastard!

 

[Brad]

My neighbor's huge Pit was just out loose. I don't think they're home. I don't know the dog. I didn't want to see the dog get hit by a car. So, like an idiot, I put a bunch of peanut butter on a piece of bread and lured the bastard back into their fenced-in backyard. I'm glad I still have all of my fingers.

 

[Go Surface]

I'm listening to "Cream" right now, damn this song and its hotness.

 

[Forkit]

To draw from personal ******** experience when I eat a whole bag of gum that may have laxative effect in large doses.

After a short period you get the urge to ****. You make a traditional **** then the fun begins. After a few farts the gun is reloaded and you take another **** which is looser and more formable than ordinary hardened ****.

After a few minutes and a few farts you will be reloaded again and you begin to **** long loose **** with the possibility of air pocket gun ****. The possibility of spray painting your toilet brown is enlarged in the fourth phase where you will have a mix of semi hardened **** and mud-like substance comming out of your ass.

The mud-******** phase last a while until you're done. If you **** right you can feel the **** moving in your intestines while you **** meaning it is ready to be emptied into the toilet.

BEWARE, ass-liquid does not have the same pH as the one your skin is used to so your anus might get sour from overshitting or wetfarting. If you've eaten nuts you can expect a more crunchy muddy liquid to emerge from your ass.

 

[rolex]

had better days.

 

[rolex]

Originally Posted by RJman

Cute cat.


I wish I were half the lawyer lawyerdad is.

the fact you recognize this and/or embrace this very good.

i bet you are a lot better than you give yourself credit for.

 

[Shraka]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

It's obvious that you're late-twenties and I'm only 21, then, because there is no question in my mind.

****, I'm 26, and there's no question in my mind either!

Originally Posted by Brad

It's a bit of a sticky situation, buddy; this place stocks a supply of my favorite beer just for me. Do I bone and risk not being able to drink there any longer? It's tough, buddy, really tough.

Do it.

 

[Stazy]

This is the first time I've "contributed" to the form after having too much to drink. Unlike Conne, I can still right full sentances.;

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Stazy

This is the first time I've "contributed" to the form after having too much to drink. Unlike Conne, I can still right full sentances.;

You obviously need to have another drink or two, then.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

You obviously need to have another drink or two, then.

 

[Stazy]

I'm working on it.

 

[RJman]

Is Camilla with you?

 

[Stazy]

Originally Posted by RJman

Is Camilla with you?
No, I'm hanging with Lord Jagermeister tonight