i f*ckjn miss her

[texas_jack]

Originally Posted by edmorel

If you want to get over her, just think about this new guy drilling her hole like there was a fossil fuel at the bottom. She is also probably giving him more anal than you could possibly imagine. I read a statistic somewhere that most girls first experience with anal is right after they get out of a relationship with a selfish person. They want to give themselves whole to the new person. He is also probably creampie-ing her a-hole. She's probably also so grateful to how good he is treating her that she is allowing him to go ATM on her. Hope you didn't kiss her the last couple of times you saw here, if you did, get a penicillin shot.

ROFL

 

[dl20]

Originally Posted by okayplayer1

i'm going insane. basically she treated me like a god. i treated her like crap. she met someone who treats her better...but i know she still loves me. its been awhile since we spoke but she's been calling me and i've been ignoring her. she met dude while we were together and i have a lot of pride. i'm pissed...but i understand why she got sick of me. i don't know what to do because i miss her so fckn much, but i cant stand the fact that a) she lied to me and b) there's a possibility she could lie to me again. bleh.

I knew you were a douchebag even before I read your post.

Anyone who calls themselves "okayplayer1" is a hardcore tool.


dl

 

[Mr T]

Just be a man and stalk her.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

I don't automatically think douchebag when I read "Okayplayer1". If anything, he must be pretty humble not to elevate himself to "greatplayer1" or "awesomeplayer1".

 

[evilgeniusdan]

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

I don't automatically think douchebag when I read "Okayplayer1". If anything, he must be pretty humble not to elevate himself to "greatplayer1" or "awesomeplayer1".

Thread is too funny.

 

[dl20]

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

I don't automatically think douchebag when I read "Okayplayer1". If anything, he must be pretty humble not to elevate himself to "greatplayer1" or "awesomeplayer1".

True. The "okay" descriptor could attest to his humility, but I still think hes a jerkoff

dl

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by dl20

True. The "okay" descriptor could attest to his humility, but I still think hes a jerkoff

dl
but just an okayjerkoff

 

[jhao]

Originally Posted by jpeirpont

" You dont just break up and
make me sick like that.
You don't throw away what we had
just like that.
I was just ******* those girls
I was going to get right back"

" it's f&cked up girl . . . "

+1 I have used jayz's advice before, it's good.



Turn off your computer, go outside and get a new girl, as simple as that.

 

[edmorel]

this thread is becoming epic

 

[jhao]

ROLF with that tag.

 

[FidelCashflow]

hearing Okplayer speak is like starting to tuning into a soap opera you've never seen before half-way through an episode...

 

[Eason]

Originally Posted by edmorel

If you want to get over her, just think about this new guy drilling her hole like there was a fossil fuel at the bottom. She is also probably giving him more anal than you could possibly imagine. I read a statistic somewhere that most girls first experience with anal is right after they get out of a relationship with a selfish person. They want to give themselves whole to the new person. He is also probably creampie-ing her a-hole. She's probably also so grateful to how good he is treating her that she is allowing him to go ATM on her. Hope you didn't kiss her the last couple of times you saw here, if you did, get a penicillin shot.

This is actually right! My god!

 

[83glt]

Originally Posted by whacked

+9000

 

[Tarmac]

why does okayplayer mean douchebag? I thought it was a Roots thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okayplayer

 

[ryoneo]

Originally Posted by edmorel

If you want to get over her, just think about this new guy drilling her hole like there was a fossil fuel at the bottom. She is also probably giving him more anal than you could possibly imagine. I read a statistic somewhere that most girls first experience with anal is right after they get out of a relationship with a selfish person. They want to give themselves whole to the new person. He is also probably creampie-ing her a-hole. She's probably also so grateful to how good he is treating her that she is allowing him to go ATM on her. Hope you didn't kiss her the last couple of times you saw here, if you did, get a penicillin shot.

Damn, that was good... almost woke up everyone in the house laughing.....

But back to the tread at hand..... you will be fine, move on and chalk it up as a lesson learned.