i f*ckjn miss her

[username79]

You're a *****.

 

[acidboy]

I can just imagine the next girl you're gonna date is gonna spend half the night rolling her eyes while you first try to ask her about her exes, just so you can open your own can of worms and whine about how you feel sorry for not treating your ex like a human being and how you're trying to get her off your mind but you can't and you do all that vulnerable and sensitive schtick sackless men do in the hope your date would go, "aw, you poor little thing. would little me sucking ********* make you feel better?"

 

[okayplayer1]

yea yea i get it. you guys are cool and tough. you never make mistakes and satisfy many women. you have big dicks and drive ferraris...you have no fear of any man (behind a keyboard). i get it, i really do.

btw okayplayer is a roots thing. check it out @ okayplayer.com. its questlove's website/label. he's the drummer for the roots

 

[Tarmac]

we are breaking it down so HARD for you because, seriously, we have all been there. Anyone who has been in more than 3 relationships has experienced:

-treating someone shittier than you should have and feeling bad later
-them start banging someone else before "you are ready" LULZ

just move on quickly, and don't commit the same crimes again with your next ex (anyone get the little joke there? "next ex"?). relationship Karma will smile upon you

 

[acidboy]

you have big dicks and drive ferraris...

I drive a Mitsubishi, and I'm Asian...

 

[appolyon]

Originally Posted by edmorel

If you want to get over her, just think about this new guy drilling her hole like there was a fossil fuel at the bottom. She is also probably giving him more anal than you could possibly imagine. I read a statistic somewhere that most girls first experience with anal is right after they get out of a relationship with a selfish person. They want to give themselves whole to the new person. He is also probably creampie-ing her a-hole. She's probably also so grateful to how good he is treating her that she is allowing him to go ATM on her. Hope you didn't kiss her the last couple of times you saw here, if you did, get a penicillin shot.

This here is my vote for an edmorel dating advice thread. Sorry LK.

 

[X-It]

Originally Posted by edmorel

If you want to get over her, just think about this new guy drilling her hole like there was a fossil fuel at the bottom. She is also probably giving him more anal than you could possibly imagine. I read a statistic somewhere that most girls first experience with anal is right after they get out of a relationship with a selfish person. They want to give themselves whole to the new person. He is also probably creampie-ing her a-hole. She's probably also so grateful to how good he is treating her that she is allowing him to go ATM on her. Hope you didn't kiss her the last couple of times you saw here, if you did, get a penicillin shot.

Another new DRAMA on SF, oh great! hahahahahaha...

Originally Posted by appolyon

This here is my vote for an edmorel dating advice thread. Sorry LK.

Oh my gosh!

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by appolyon

This here is my vote for an edmorel dating advice thread. Sorry LK.
actually, I suggested it in jest earlier in this thread, but a thread called "collectED - the best of edmorel" is really not a bad idea. It could however only follow Janthology - the best of JLibourel. As whacked remembers every post ever made by every person in the history of Styleforum, and has a blackbelt in the search function, I nominate him to start them both. I will happily ferret anything you guys want to see out of squirrel where need be.

 

[Eagle]

Confucius say, "man cannot fish waters that have already flowed past!" Of course, Confucius didn't have a girlfriend.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by appolyon

This here is my vote for an edmorel dating advice thread. Sorry LK.
Dear edmorel, My g/f is sort of shy and reserved. Is there any way I can help her open up? Signed, LuvHer in LaCrosse LaCrosse Loser: You need to reposition her. Forget about tackling this situation head-on. Focus on the backdoor, and sneak up on it. For best results you'll want to bend her over a heavily upholstered armchair, preferably something heavy enough that it doesn't slide all over the floor under you. Once you've got her bent over, toss a gob of spit around her asshole and slide a couple of your fingers around the rim for awhile. She'll be begging for it in under a minute. If she's not open enough by now, well, I'd suggest you just slam the old salami home, hammer away on her 'til you're spent, then laugh at her and move on. She's just not your type.

 

[Quirk]

Originally Posted by m@T

actually, I suggested it in jest earlier in this thread, but a thread called "collectED - the best of edmorel" is really not a bad idea. It could however only follow Janthology - the best of JLibourel. As whacked remembers every post ever made by every person in the history of Styleforum, and has a blackbelt in the search function, I nominate him to start them both. I will happily ferret anything you guys want to see out of squirrel where need be.
Ha, those thread titles are inspired.

 

[Henry Boogers]

Ed should write for Hallmark. I'll make the phone call.

 

[j]

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

What this thread lacks is a haiku:

わがままちゃん
何であのチンコ好き？
君のないから。。。

Whiny, whiny boy,
Why does your girl like ********?
Because it's not yours.

 

[X-It]

Originally Posted by Henry Boogers

Ed should write for Hallmark. I'll make the phone call.

 

[Fade to Black]

lol this is some emo ****