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lance konami

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ROFL those are hilarious.

"You're being ******* dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

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"It's just a ******* june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

this is too good...I'm sitting here at work just cracking up to myself but I can't stop reading these...
 

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These quotes are very good, but I'm wondering if someone is just making them up.
 

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Originally Posted by spertia
These quotes are very good, but I'm wondering if someone is just making them up.
Cracking up. If someone's making them up, he should have a job as a comedy writer.
 

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This is actually pretty profound advice:

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."
 

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bwahaha....some of this sounds like the **** my own dad told me
 

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"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing ******* makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' ******* umbrella in it"
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Goddamit. I haven't been on twitter yet and you made me change that. Awesome find.
 

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"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your ******* 13 stitches together."


Nothing more true than this one:

"The universe does not give a **** about you. You are a speck in its ****."
 

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this **** is gold

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God *********** on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."
 

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This will no doubt suck the life out of it, but good for the kid.

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/twitt...s-tv-deal.html

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