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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. JohnGalt

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  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Ok, so me and this guy who is a weirdo go into the bathroom at the same time and both use stalls to take dumps. He unleashes an atomic bomb out of his asshole and when he leaves the first thing he does is use the handle thing to get paper towels, then he simply rinses his hands uses the paper towels and leaves. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Touches his asshole, then touches the handle to get paper towels so he doesn't have to again when his hands are "clean" from running water over them?????!?!? What is wrong with people??? :confused:

    This is also one of the people who use the paper towels to open the door when they leave too. These people are always the dirtiest of the bunch, it is like the think everybody is as nasty as them and need to protect themselves. Pricks.
     


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    fuck off.
    The door of every public restroom should be "push" to get out.
     


  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Don't yell at me because you're a filthy animal.
     


  7. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    fuck off
    Is that better?

    I know for a fact that a large number of people don't properly wash their hands after they've done their business, and then they glom onto the handle to let themselves out of the restroom.

    No fucking way am I comfortable touching that handle with my obsessively-clean hands. There had better be a wastebasket right next to the door, or I'll simply toss the towel on the floor.
     


  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    See that is just it. If everybody washes their hands there are no issues or fretting about germs. It is simple really, but this guy spread his germs so he didn't pick up other's. He's a dick.

    Btw, there is a small recycling bin next to the door for obsessives like yourself and half of the people make zero attempt to get them in the bin. They are pigs and should be strung up by their balls and hung over a fire.
     


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    ITT people terrified of germs that nobody ever got sick from.
     


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    nobody ever gets sick from enteric pathogens spread via fecal-oral?
     


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    Hey now don't go throwing about dem dere big words fella.

    All I know is I never get sick and I touch bathroom door handles many times a day because I am a MANS MAN. HNNNNGGGGGGGG!! :D
     


  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Yeah, I mean I am a chronic nailbiter and I touch subway polls and all kind of things. If your immune system is good you're fine for the most part, but still, come on. It is just what you do to get on with society, you wash your hands in the bathroom.
     


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    I am troubled by how much time you and your coworkers spend in the toilet.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Just slightly less time than I spend on SF. If I had cell phone reception in there I would probably spend more time shit texting and wanking for sure.
     
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