What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[JohnGalt]



Does anyone read the newspaper leftover by the generous ******* before you?

it's like a gift from god - plus, it means i don't have to play angry birds.

 

[Uncle Ernie]

This was a good read, and I even got the Bristol Turd Chart out of it!

 

[Tangfastic]



This was a good read, and I even got the Bristol Turd Chart out of it!

Combine with the Munsell earth colour scale for a full description.
http://www.color-chart.org/munsell-color-chart.php

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Ok, so me and this guy who is a weirdo go into the bathroom at the same time and both use stalls to take dumps. He unleashes an atomic bomb out of his asshole and when he leaves the first thing he does is use the handle thing to get paper towels, then he simply rinses his hands uses the paper towels and leaves. What the **** is wrong with this guy? Touches his asshole, then touches the handle to get paper towels so he doesn't have to again when his hands are "clean" from running water over them?????!?!? What is wrong with people???

This is also one of the people who use the paper towels to open the door when they leave too. These people are always the dirtiest of the bunch, it is like the think everybody is as nasty as them and need to protect themselves. Pricks.

 

[Dakota rube]



...This is also one of the people who use the paper towels to open the door when they leave too. These people are always the dirtiest of the bunch, it is like the think everybody is as nasty as them and need to protect themselves. Pricks.

**** off.
The door of every public restroom should be "push" to get out.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



**** off.
The door of every public restroom should be "push" to get out.

Don't yell at me because you're a filthy animal.

 

[Dakota rube]



Don't yell at me because you're a filthy animal.

**** off
Is that better?

I know for a fact that a large number of people don't properly wash their hands after they've done their business, and then they glom onto the handle to let themselves out of the restroom.

No ******* way am I comfortable touching that handle with my obsessively-clean hands. There had better be a wastebasket right next to the door, or I'll simply toss the towel on the floor.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



**** off
Is that better?
I know for a fact that a large number of people don't properly wash their hands after they've done their business, and then they glom onto the handle to let themselves out of the restroom.
No ******* way am I comfortable touching that handle with my obsessively-clean hands. There had better be a wastebasket right next to the door, or I'll simply toss the towel on the floor.

See that is just it. If everybody washes their hands there are no issues or fretting about germs. It is simple really, but this guy spread his germs so he didn't pick up other's. He's a dick.

Btw, there is a small recycling bin next to the door for obsessives like yourself and half of the people make zero attempt to get them in the bin. They are pigs and should be strung up by their balls and hung over a fire.

 

[gort]

ITT people terrified of germs that nobody ever got sick from.

 

[JohnGalt]

nobody ever gets sick from enteric pathogens spread via fecal-oral?

 

[gort]

Hey now don't go throwing about dem dere big words fella.

All I know is I never get sick and I touch bathroom door handles many times a day because I am a MANS MAN. HNNNNGGGGGGGG!!

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Hey now don't go throwing about dem dere big words fella.
All I know is I never get sick and I touch bathroom door handles many times a day because I am a MANS MAN. HNNNNGGGGGGGG!!

Yeah, I mean I am a chronic nailbiter and I touch subway polls and all kind of things. If your immune system is good you're fine for the most part, but still, come on. It is just what you do to get on with society, you wash your hands in the bathroom.

 

[JeffsWood]



I was just in the bathroom and this dickhead comes in and goes into a stall. This atomic bomb comes out of his ass and it smells like death, I mean this is what hell probably smells like. What does he do? Nothing. Sits there reading the ******* paper. Do us all a favor and flush that ******* stench down the toilet, you self-serving prick.

I am troubled by how much time you and your coworkers spend in the toilet.

 

[claerion]

metal is clean(ish)?

http://www.root-cn.com/The-Antibacterial-Mechanism-of-Metal.htm

The reason I never use the cloth grab handles on public transportation.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



I am troubled by how much time you and your coworkers spend in the toilet.

Just slightly less time than I spend on SF. If I had cell phone reception in there I would probably spend more time **** texting and wanking for sure.