What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Just a reminder of how awesome this thread is.
     
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    anyone can link or give me tl;dr version of what happened finally?
     
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    It was a guy from a neighboring office. He's a weirdo. Problem solved. Answer is a few pages back.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    FTFY
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Just saw him in there. I was washing my hands and he came in, got some paper towels and walked out. The bastard is probably paper towelling doors all over the building.
     
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    Congratulations. I just read the entire thread.

    Now I'm off to poo. :satisfied:
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Just went into the bathroom. The first four of five stalls were filled with simultaneous grunting and farting. I quickly walked to the last stall to see the toilet filled and clogged with toilet paper and diarrhea. :sigh:
     
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    Power tip:
    Avoid the office snackbar/cafeteria for the next couple of days.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    You are saying this to a person who doesn't eat breakfast, or lunch...
     
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    You might need to consider the idea of initiating your own paper towel reservation program.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I was just in the bathroom and this dickhead comes in and goes into a stall. This atomic bomb comes out of his ass and it smells like death, I mean this is what hell probably smells like. What does he do? Nothing. Sits there reading the fucking paper. Do us all a favor and flush that fucking stench down the toilet, you self-serving prick.
     
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    Does anyone read the newspaper leftover by the generous shitter before you?
     
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    That would be like shaking hands with a turd.
     
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    is that a yes... or ?
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Only if I am lucky, and that is rarely. The woman that used to hand out AM New York at the corner I get out of the subway was repositioned to another block, so I haven't gotten to latest NY gossip.


    I've had worse in my mouth. :nodding:
     

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