What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[patrickBOOTH]



Blaming a brother just confirms that it was you all along Patrick.
Own up.

But, I am not black.

 

[pebblegrain]

Wait... what? He does this just to slightly reduce the frequency that other people use the stall?



I do enjoy wiping my shoes down with a used paper towel though, after I dry my hands and before I leave. Free shoe maintenance (and no waste either)

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Wait... what? He does this just to slightly reduce the frequency that other people use the stall?

Yes.

 

[Reggs]

Congratulations, Patrick.

 

[patrick_b]



Wait... what? He does this just to slightly reduce the frequency that other people use the stall?
I do enjoy wiping my shoes down with a used paper towel though, after I dry my hands and before I leave. Free shoe maintenance (and no waste either)

I'm embarrassed to admit that I use hotel hand towels and wash cloths for this purpose.

 

[.Kurtz.]

Man, I can't wait to see the movie adaptation . Is Denzel Washington too old to play the villain role?

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Haha..!! May be something special for you in that piece of paper.

Read the thread, doofus. I already checked.

Man, I can't wait to see the movie adaptation . Is Denzel Washington too old to play the villain role?

Don Cheadle

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I would like to share this image with the community:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_stool_chart.svg

 

[Samovar McGee]

According to that chart, I am currently enjoying ideal colon transit time.

 

[.Kurtz.]



I would like to share this image with the community:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_stool_chart.svg

Wow...

It might seem as if we should be more specific when stating that this or that garment is ******...

 

[b1os]

Man, I can't wait to see the movie adaptation . Is Denzel Washington too old to play the villain role?

Don Cheadle

Even better. Loved him in The Guard. Loved the whole film, I mean really loved.

 

[lasbar]



Man, I can't wait to see the movie adaptation . Is Denzel Washington too old to play the villain role?

I picture Prince in that role if he can reach the toilets door handle...

 

[.Kurtz.]

Yeah

Patrick would've felt a bit disturbed about the stilettos behind the door, though

 

[NAMOR]

how does this story end? Ive looked through the first 15 pages but still no conclusion

 

[.Kurtz.]

C'mon... Don't be lazy

Just a clue: It could've been Darth Vader. But eventually he's not.