What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[Samovar McGee]



SO WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH THE PAPER IN THE DOOR????????????

He used the paper to open and close the stall door, apparently. He is so germaphobic that he doesn't want to touch the latch.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



He used the paper to open and close the stall door, apparently. He is so germaphobic that he doesn't want to touch the latch.

No, it is so nobody would use the stall.

 

[Samovar McGee]



No, it is so nobody would use the stall.

Ghastly.

 

[Tangfastic]

I just got a forum notification saying there were 23 unread posts in this thread, my hopes were raised (only a little, I've been hurt before), but I could not have dreamt of this full and final closure! Good job!

This beats Foo getting his wallet.

 

[dragon8]



He used the paper to open and close the stall door, apparently. He is so germaphobic that he doesn't want to touch the latch.

Someone should pee all over the seat!

 

[GBear]

This just made my day...I have been waiting for this moment ever since you started the thread. Closure is so sweet.

 

[NORE]



I just got a forum notification saying there were 23 unread posts in this thread, my hopes were raised (only a little, I've been hurt before), but I could not have dreamt of this full and final closure! Good job!
This beats Foo getting his wallet.

This

 

[Kookz]



Like that bathrooms at the old Mars Bar.

You're making me miss that place. Wavey Davey, Moonshine, Amy, Aric, Walter and the rest of the gang....good times.

 

[b1os]

Finally - the search is over. Thanks patrick for this epic thread and congratulations - you probably should become a private detective or something.

This was just the right bedtime story.

Now go on with the restroom encounter stories.

Merry christmas to y'all.

 

[Willie5566]

****....It's suppose it's good you have solved this...sigh....now what? I feel like my life no longer has purpose. I used to think I wanted resolution but now that I have it I realize there is nothing to look forward to. Please say it was just a dream PB and the mystery will go on.

 

[bbaquiran]



****....It's suppose it's good you have solved this...sigh....now what? I feel like my life no longer has purpose. I used to think I wanted resolution but now that I have it I realize there is nothing to look forward to.

Please say it was just a dream PB and the mystery will go on.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



You're making me miss that place. Wavey Davey, Moonshine, Amy, Aric, Walter and the rest of the gang....good times.

****....It's suppose it's good you have solved this...sigh....now what? I feel like my life no longer has purpose. I used to think I wanted resolution but now that I have it I realize there is nothing to look forward to. Please say it was just a dream PB and the mystery will go on.

Did I kill the goose that laid the golden egg?

 

[Tangfastic]



Did I kill the goose that laid the golden egg?

You could always go about exacting your revenge now you know the culprit. Or get to know him and figure out his thought process...

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Be a weirdo. That is his thought process.

 

[Johdus Fanfoozal]



I will say that he is a black guy.

Blaming a brother just confirms that it was you all along Patrick.

Own up.