typical routine (essentials)

[odd1]

What is your typical grooming regimen? I started another thread about clothing/shoes/fashion basics but now this is for the grooming aspect. Correct me if I am wrong but I think these are the only two areas of concern, clothing and grooming. (for the most part anyway)

I have always cut off all of my hair and I let it just grow wild one year without doing absolutely anything to it to see how it would look. Now, I want to grow it out again and actually try my best to take care of it without any help. (for at least this next semester, I can try professional help after that)

What I have always done is floss, brush teeth, mouthwash, shave, cut/brush hair, deodorant, shower (bar soap) and that's it. But I have been reading about things that high maintenance individual men do and I may try them out. I read about hand/face creams, body oils, lotions, hair grease, doo rags/bandanas, pedicures/manicures, colognes, pheromones, etc. etc.

What do you recommend as essentials, suggested optional things, and then lastly extra luxuries and such? Thank you!

 

[thekunk07]

i shave my asshole, then my face then masturbate in the shower to pictures of your mother.

 

[odd1]

I meant this as a serious post. Is there something in the original post that is potentially offensive? Or are you being facetious?