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Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by emptym, Jan 6, 2012.

For those coming from out of town, and do you plan on staying at the W?

  1. I plan to stay at the W San Francisco.

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  2. I will not be staying at the W.

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  1. F. Corbera

    F. Corbera Senior member

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    Not if they can present that UPC code cut-out from Rice-A-Roni or an Ambrosi claim ticket.
     
  2. comrade

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    I guess you never read/saw Oliver Twist.
     
  3. comrade

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    "people", yes.
    You, probably not.
     
  4. F. Corbera

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    Will the water at this event be bottled or filtered?
     
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    Bottled water is not green. Is it still legal in 'Frisco?

    I ask because some of the guys fill their Dasani bottles with tap water to effect a worldly image, and I don't want them to get into trouble unintentionlly because they're parading around the Collection of Sartorial Excellence at the W with a Dasani in one hand whooping it up.
     
  7. davesmith

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    I imagine the group shots will look something like this...



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  8. F. Corbera

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    The hot rumour today is that only two spots are left for the PTWilliams Dolphin Experience.
     
  9. UrbanComposition

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    Will a wood sculpture be made commemorating the event?
     
  10. lefty

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    Has a theme song been decided?


    lefty
     
  11. F. Corbera

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    That is a good question.

    My understanding is that the last two spots are with the horniest dolphin. So, whether this is commemorable or not is still uncertain.
     
  12. F. Corbera

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    Update: only one spot left for the PTWilliams Dolphin Experience.
     
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    Yep, that's photograph of the last dolphin, Abner.

    Apparently, he's got a good shot at San Francisco Board of Supervisors next year.
     
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    Little known fact: dolphin testosterone is all the rage in North Korea. Word has it the late Beloved Leader gave it to the millions of his subjects so that they could survive in lieu of food.
     
  16. LA Guy

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    Okay, I'm all for jokes, but this is NOT COOL. Anyway, I usually parade around with some sort of flavored water or sparkling water. When I drink tap water, I go all out and just put my mouth right over the faucet.

    In other news, we will be doing a "Happy Hour" showing of O'Mast will be showing at 6:30 on May 4, which will, of course, include drinks and snacks so that you can be a little tipsy in time for dinner.
     
  17. sugarbutch

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    Dearest F. Corbera, surely you are aware that the finest San Francisco establishments now have on-site filtration of the city water supply which they then put in bottles? The legality of this is unknown to me, but the hauteur of the waitstaff as they relay these details is all too familiar.
     
  18. F. Corbera

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    I guess the rainwater craze has yet to hit 'Frisco.

    It's pretty much all that Oregonians west of strato-volcanos talk about these days.
     
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    We'd have to get rain to have a rainwater craze. Plus, those Oregonians are dirty hippies.
     
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    Isn't Oregon where hippies go to retire at the age of 27?
     

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