Subway and Public Transportation Etiquette - The People We Encounter

[gomestar]

I feel like I should find pB on his morning commute and try to pick a fight with him. I'll also wear a suit and hipster glasses.

 

[Harold falcon]



I feel like I should find pB on his morning commute and try to pick a fight with him. I'll also wear a suit and hipster glasses.

This has the makings of a viral video. Continue.

 

[NORE]

Each morning when I see a pb-esque gent on the subway standing when there are ample seats with the Maxell chair hair I think, pb? Then I look down and his shoes are brown

 

[Fang66]



Each morning when I see a pb-esque gent on the subway standing when there are ample seats with the Maxell chair hair I think, pb? Then I look down and his shoes are brown

pb does not teh brown shoes?

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Did you try putting a bespoke shoulder forward and pressing past? I know it's upping the ante, but sometimes the thugfront is just a facade that will yield to a determined commuter...

I've done it. It works. But this guy and his mob were pricks. To make matters worse they only would have had to endure one stop of having one more person on the train. 60% of it floods out at the next stop for transfer.

I feel like I should find pB on his morning commute and try to pick a fight with him. I'll also wear a suit and hipster glasses.

Do it. I must warn, I am a black belt in Karate.

Each morning when I see a pb-esque gent on the subway standing when there are ample seats with the Maxell chair hair I think, pb? Then I look down and his shoes are brown

That warms my heart to hear. gdl thought he saw a pb-esque gent once and told me about it. Turns out it was, in-fact me.

pb does not teh brown shoes?

No.

 

[Fang66]



No.

Are you a waiter?

 

[Harold falcon]



Are you a waiter?

He's not a farmer.

 

[Fang66]



He's not a farmer.

Maybe he's an undertaker.

 

[Harold falcon]



Maybe he's an undertaker.

 

[gomestar]



Do it. I must warn, I am a black belt in Karate.

i don't have it, the scared. I'll get you where it hurts (your fresco)

 

[Fang66]



Black shoe wearer.

 

[Harold falcon]



Black shoe wearer.

Internet Hobo wears Crocs.

 

[texas_jack]

Last time I was on the subway in NYC I tried to make room for a woman to get off the train as I was in the door. In the process I bumped another guy who took offense. The whole train stared quietly as we yelled at each other. It's good that I don't live in the city because I would probably end up shot to death.

 

[Fang66]



Internet Hobo wears Crocs.

Does pb wear Crocs?

 

[Harold falcon]



Does pb wear Crocs?

He wears slim fitting crocs under his socks at all times. He's the Pes Nudus Numquam of Never Nudes. He always has something on his feet, whether he's in the shower or ********** or stomping grapes at his vineyard in Camden, NJ.