Open Bragging Thread

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by bha

I got a response to my email from Ricky at Jantzen. From his Blackberry. Less than 2 minutes after I emailed him.

He wanted to know if having my entire shirt order ready in 2 days would be too soon?

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That is something worth bragging about!

 

[Connemara]

My granny is taking me to the mall today.

 

[designprofessor]

I've yanked some pretty ******** hairs in my day!

 

[thinman]

Originally Posted by Connemara

My granny is taking me to the mall today.

Just try not to hit on any of her friends.

 

[EL72]

Originally Posted by Laffertron

Took my wife to a strip club the other night for someone's birthday, we both ended up getting lap dances, and she had a great time.

 

[Thomas]

I slammed a revolving door once.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Thomas

I slammed a revolving door once.

I slammed a tent flap.

 

[Brad]

I got puked on in a tent.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Brad

I got puked on in a tent.

2girls1tent?

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Brad

I got puked on in a tent.
When I was a little kid, we used to go camping. One time we brought allong a friend of mine, who happened to be a sleepwalker. My mother was veyr nervous that he would walk away and get lost at night, so she was determined not to let him leave under any circumstance. During the middle of the night, he decided he needed to get up and take a piss, but my mother stopped him. Apparently, in their barely conscious states, she convinced him not to leave, at which point he whipped out his dick and pissed all over everybody in the tent.

 

[Brad]

Originally Posted by iammatt

When I was a little kid, we used to go camping. One time we brought allong a friend of mine, who happened to be a sleepwalker. My mother was veyr nervous that he would walk away and get lost at night, so she was determined not to let him leave under any circumstance. During the middle of the night, he decided he needed to get up and take a piss, but my mother stopped him. Apparently, in their barely conscious states, she convinced him not to leave, at which point he whipped out his dick and pissed all over everybody in the tent.

Believe it or not, someone pissed in another tent the same night I got puked on.

 

[West24]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I slammed a tent flap.

i slammed your mom!

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by RJman

I am a cat whisperer.

You win.

 

[Keith S.]

In my first semester of college, my circle of friends had 5 girls. I hooked up with 4 of them.

In two sittings.

 

[West24]

Originally Posted by Keith S.

In my first semester of college, my circle of friends had 5 girls. I hooked up with 4 of them.

In two sittings.

did you go to the school for the blind and mentally challenged?