Open Bragging Thread

[Concordia]

Originally Posted by Fade to Black

can't beat my foot long.

That's nothing. I once dropped one that had to be at least 21".

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Concordia

That's nothing. I once dropped one that had to be at least 21".

I like the new, earthier Concordia.

 

[Concordia]

Originally Posted by RJman

I like the new, earthier Concordia.

I shall pass on your compliments to my pharmacist.

 

[eidolon]

I haven't been to Sawgrass Mills (a mall about 20 minutes from me) in a year or so, although I never really shopped there and mostly took dates there or went to eat. Back then, they had a few okay stores. They had just opened a Nordstrom Rack. Nothing really special, **** like the Men's Warehouse and TJ Maxx (which is sometimes good, I guess), and they were working on a Brooks Brothers. Normally I shop in Boca because I work up there, so I never paid attention. Went to their website today since I'm going to school in a couple months just to see what was up and I saw this in their mall directory; Burberry Factory Outlet Coach Factory Brooks Brothers Cole Haan Fossil Company Store Salvatore Ferragamo Company Store Movado Company Store Banana Republic Factory Store Neiman Marcus Last Call Nordstrom Rack Saks Fifth Avenue OFF 5TH Calvin Klein Company Store ecko unltd. company annex Gap Outlet Hugo Boss Factory Store GUESS? Outlet IZOD J. Crew Just Cavalli Kenneth Cole Outlet Store Lucky Brand Dungarees Michael Kors Nautica Factory Store Levi's/Dockers Outlet by MOST Polo Ralph Lauren Factory Store Ralph Lauren Van Heusen Factory Outlet Wilsons Leather Outlet Tommy Hilfiger Company Store Perry Ellis Clark's Bostonian Outlet Barneys New York Outlet Theory On one hand, I'm pretty stupid for never really paying attention to local places, especially this mall. On the other hand, I'm going to be ******* poor by the time I go to college!

 

[eidolon]

To offset my stupidity of not noticing that mall, I would like to share with you how I have used my arcane magicks to bend the internet to my will.

Allen-Edmonds Soho in black, 10.5E from Shoebuy
$349.95, no tax, free shipping
20% off coupon that still works even though it was supposed to expire - $279.96
10% off member bonus - $251.97
17% cash-back from Live Search - $209.14

Of course Live Search technically doesn't give cash-back for stuff with coupons, but it's worked for other people, so I'm hopeful.

 

[denning]

eidolon, every time I go for a cruise I spend some time at Sawgrass Mills. Last Christmas they opened up their Ralph Lauren outlet (not Polo, Ralph Lauren) the day I went there and the SA accidentally gave me the 40% off opening day special, plus another 40% percent off. Great day.

 

[eidolon]

Originally Posted by denning

eidolon, every time I go for a cruise I spend some time at Sawgrass Mills. Last Christmas they opened up their Ralph Lauren outlet (not Polo, Ralph Lauren) the day I went there and the SA accidentally gave me the 40% off opening day special, plus another 40% percent off. Great day.
It's so ridiculous because I would go there practically once a week when I was 3-15 years old. My mother used to push my stroller through the mall when it was much smaller. It's just been years and years since I've ever really cared about it, and a little over a year since I was there last. It's probably 10 minutes from me with good traffic, and I feel pretty stupid because I just stopped going there. I'm going to get some money together and start trolling the mall in early August.

 

[Brad]

I'm eating a big hunk of strawberry-rhubarb pie. Suck on that, bitches.

 

[hossoso]

I just made an awesome Coq au Vin for my girlfriend and parents. I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Go Surface]

I started a new painting.

 

[contactme_11]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

I started a new painting.

it kind of looks like spilled paint.

 

[West24]

wow i dont know what it is exactly? looks like its going to have two people in it? but it looks really nice. it reminds me of colour zoning in a rough blue sapphire crystal. wow im a loser.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by West24

looks like its going to have two people in it?

GoSurface-- WTF did I tell you? This is what it looks like!

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by contactme_11

it kind of looks like spilled paint.

It can be whatever you want it to be.

Originally Posted by West24

wow i dont know what it is exactly? looks like its going to have two people in it? but it looks really nice. it reminds me of colour zoning in a rough blue sapphire crystal. wow im a loser.

Thanks. It will have two maybe three people in it, yes.

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

GoSurface-- WTF did I tell you? This is what it looks like!

But not what Kwilk thinks. In your face!

 

[Jerome]

Strong influence of Botticelli and Fuessli on that painting...also Poseidon plus Zephyros allusions in that wind-stream (wind's bride there)...e.g. cf. the Winds in his Venus painting or Flora in the Primavera (Botticelli is one of -if not THE- fav. painter of mine.)

Speaking of art and boasting: I'm about to write a 100 000 p. plus poem about the rivers of the Greek underworld Hades with a special focus on Crete and the Curetes, adherents of the proto-arian God Goes, the predecessor of the Goetic daemons if you know what I don't mean...

Ah yeah, btw I'm also one of the Secret Kings of the Earth and I'm beginning to get ******* annoyed of you humes...so hurry up and get your affairs straight or else there's meteor bombardement and even more force-majeure-stuff+ plagues etc.

Or we even put back into order Mimas of Saturn AKA The Frickin' Death Star, capisce?