My friend is pregnant and needs a job, please help

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

don't ******** with her. late trimester juices will burn your pee-pee hole. i'm serious

last trimester = oral sex

 

[HgaleK]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Appreciation yet.
Just sayin'...

 

[rlx]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

last trimester = oral sex

Sex is a way to induce labor. Never got burned.

 

[Douglas]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

don't ******** with her. late trimester juices will burn your pee-pee hole. i'm serious

that's not late trimester juices. that is syphilis.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

last trimester = oral sex

Last trimester = Coyote sex.

As in, "sit by the hole and howl".

 

[Tardek]

Nothing a swift punch to the stomach won't fix.

Sell that on ebay.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Last trimester = Coyote sex.

As in, "sit by the hole and howl".

 

[JT82]

Originally Posted by TyroneFig

She's pretty pregnant, like 7 months, and desperately needs money or some kind of support. Does anyone have any ideas? She's a sweet girl and a dear friend I don't want to see her go broke with a new baby and stuff. Maybe something she can do at home?
She's got nothing to worry about, Obama's president...I'm sure we'll all take a pay cut to help out

Either that or have her open up a paypal acct and ask styleforvm for donations.

 

[Kitchen Ideas]

There are lots of home based job she can do. She can even start a business on her own even at her home just like what I did when I'm pregnant with my eldest. I decided to cook delicacies and cakes since I'm good at it and then asked my friends to patronize my product...and it's all worth it!

Elegant Bathroom Designs

 

[Bhowie]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

don't ******** with her. late trimester juices will burn your pee-pee hole. i'm serious

Is this true?

 

[choowy]

Unfortunately, it too late to share this sage piece of advice: "in the bum; no babies".