Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb

[faustian bargain]

"I missed breakfast, so I’m on my way to Burger King." (Hops over shark.)

 

[Connemara]

"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist!"---Tobias Funke

 

[Bandwagonesque]

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

That was the only sitcom I watched aside from the BBC productions.

The Bucket woman is never enough.
Ah yes... do you have an affinity for Sheridan?

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by RJman

Ah yes... do you have an affinity for Sheridan?
Aren't you Tarquin? I thought you were on a walking tour around Iceland, to explore some geysers--are you being served?

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Aren't you Tarquin?

I thought you were on a walking tour around Iceland, to explore some geysers--are you being served?

 

[Nick M]

Tobias (as Mrs. Featherbottom): Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Nick M

Tobias (as Mrs. Featherbottom): Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.



And, of course...

 

[Arethusa]

I just started watching this show last night. It was much better than I expected. From now on, I have decided to be called STEVE HOLT.

 

[Brian SD]

"Yes but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands"

"... its just that there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence"



"WHERES TOBIAS?! Oh he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in... oh you didnt get any body chocolate."

"... I didn't mean with me. I hate to see you struggle like this in fact why don't you let me ask her for you."

"Oh Michael you really are quite the cupid aren't you? I tell you, you can sing your arrow into my buttocks anytime."

"...k you know what you do? you're gonna buy yourself a tape recorder and you just record yourself for a whole day and you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing"

"Oh butterscotch!! Want a lick?"


Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.

<tape recorder> "Even if it means me taking a chubby. I will suck it up!"

"Nothing wrong with that..."

<tape recorder> "I've been in the film business for awhile, but I just can't seem to get one in the can!"

"next.."

<tape recorder> "I Wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak"

"Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"

 

[Connemara]

Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.

Lucille: Well, did they check everything?

Buster: Yes! They even touched my Charlie Browns.

 

[Saucemaster]

It just dawned on me--Tobias Funke and Ted Haggard are the same person.