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Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiger02, Apr 10, 2006.

  1. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Aren't you Tarquin?

    I thought you were on a walking tour around Iceland, to explore some geysers--are you being served?


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  2. Nick M

    Nick M Senior member

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    Tobias (as Mrs. Featherbottom): Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
    Michael: We just call it a sausage.
     
  3. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Tobias (as Mrs. Featherbottom): Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
    Michael: We just call it a sausage.




    And, of course...




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  4. Arethusa

    Arethusa Senior member

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    I just started watching this show last night. It was much better than I expected. From now on, I have decided to be called STEVE HOLT.
     
  5. Brian SD

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    "Yes but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands"

    "... its just that there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence"



    "WHERES TOBIAS?! Oh he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in... oh you didnt get any body chocolate."

    "... I didn't mean with me. I hate to see you struggle like this in fact why don't you let me ask her for you."

    "Oh Michael you really are quite the cupid aren't you? I tell you, you can sing your arrow into my buttocks anytime."

    "...k you know what you do? you're gonna buy yourself a tape recorder and you just record yourself for a whole day and you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing"

    "Oh butterscotch!! Want a lick?"


    Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.

    <tape recorder> "Even if it means me taking a chubby. I will suck it up!"

    "Nothing wrong with that..."

    <tape recorder> "I've been in the film business for awhile, but I just can't seem to get one in the can!"

    "next.."

    <tape recorder> "I Wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak"

    "Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"
     
  6. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.

    Lucille: Well, did they check everything?

    Buster: Yes! They even touched my Charlie Browns.
     
  7. Saucemaster

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    It just dawned on me--Tobias Funke and Ted Haggard are the same person.
     

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