Why don't you make the bed? The thread of the year

[jet]

Class of 09

 

[wahwho11]

reach for the stars~~!

 

[Rhett.gay.edu.gov.jp]

OP, what do you speak of?

 

[KBW]

If I made my bed how would I show off the fresh sheets I just kopped?

 

[brad-t]

**** you mom!!

 

[xanatos]

I think this is a legit thread. People always show off their wow diors or whatever and have the crappiest rooms or taking pics in their moms doilie quilted bed spread. Pretty lame

 

[TGPlastic]

Not making your bed is weak as ****. Some of you people live like goddamn animals. You know who you are. You make me ******* sick in your new jeans posing like a ******* camwhore twat, flexing your little bird muscles in your ****** Section 8 looking digs with the particle board furniture and that McDonalds garbage everyfuckingwhere. When was the last time you cleaned the bathroom? Took out the trash? Wiped the ******* hamburger helper off the inside of your ****-assed microwave, huh? I'll bet it has been quite a while. Your **** conditions perpetuate your depressed antisocial demeanor and further prevent you from not getting any ass. And if you do manage to find some ass it's a fluke. It's not quality ass. At best maybe it's some bitter old queen who wants you to wiggle his prostate. For ****'s sake get your **** together and do some dishes or something. You've probably got mice and cockroaches punching it out in there. *******. Just burn the place down. The only thing worth saving is your new sassy boy jeans. You should throw them out the window once the flames get close. ****.

 

[Harold falcon]

Originally Posted by TGPlastic

Not making your bed is weak as ****. Some of you people live like goddamn animals. You know who you are. You make me ******* sick in your new jeans posing like a ******* camwhore twat, flexing your little bird muscles in your ****** Section 8 looking digs with the particle board furniture and that McDonalds garbage everyfuckingwhere. When was the last time you cleaned the bathroom? Took out the trash? Wiped the ******* hamburger helper off the inside of your ****-assed microwave, huh? I'll bet it has been quite a while. Your **** conditions perpetuate your depressed antisocial demeanor and further prevent you from not getting any ass. And if you do manage to find some ass it's a fluke. It's not quality ass. At best maybe it's some bitter old queen who wants you to wiggle his prostate. For ****'s sake get your **** together and do some dishes or something. You've probably got mice and cockroaches punching it out in there. *******. Just burn the place down. The only thing worth saving is your new sassy boy jeans. You should throw them out the window once the flames get close. ****.

I love this post so much.

 

[hydrogen]

Originally Posted by TGPlastic

Not making your bed is weak as ****. Some of you people live like goddamn animals. You know who you are. You make me ******* sick in your new jeans posing like a ******* camwhore twat, flexing your little bird muscles in your ****** Section 8 looking digs with the particle board furniture and that McDonalds garbage everyfuckingwhere. When was the last time you cleaned the bathroom? Took out the trash? Wiped the ******* hamburger helper off the inside of your ****-assed microwave, huh? I'll bet it has been quite a while. Your **** conditions perpetuate your depressed antisocial demeanor and further prevent you from not getting any ass. And if you do manage to find some ass it's a fluke. It's not quality ass. At best maybe it's some bitter old queen who wants you to wiggle his prostate. For ****'s sake get your **** together and do some dishes or something. You've probably got mice and cockroaches punching it out in there. *******. Just burn the place down. The only thing worth saving is your new sassy boy jeans. You should throw them out the window once the flames get close. ****.

Post of the year.

 

[imageWIS]

My maid makes the bed... well, once a week when she comes.

 

[KitAkira]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

My maid makes the bed... well, once a week when she comes.
You don't have live-in maids? What a ****** life you must lead

 

[willpower]

TGPlastic for president!

 

[acidboy]

may not be thread of the year, but op is strong for attention seeking noob of the year

 

[dmash]

Originally Posted by hydrogen

Post of the year.

HAHAHAHA my EXACT thoughts. Hahaha this turned out to be a great thread just so I could see this post.

 

[XenoX101]

Originally Posted by TGPlastic

Not making your bed is weak as ****. Some of you people live like goddamn animals. You know who you are. You make me ******* sick in your new jeans posing like a ******* camwhore twat, flexing your little bird muscles in your ****** Section 8 looking digs with the particle board furniture and that McDonalds garbage everyfuckingwhere. When was the last time you cleaned the bathroom? Took out the trash? Wiped the ******* hamburger helper off the inside of your ****-assed microwave, huh? I'll bet it has been quite a while. Your **** conditions perpetuate your depressed antisocial demeanor and further prevent you from not getting any ass. And if you do manage to find some ass it's a fluke. It's not quality ass. At best maybe it's some bitter old queen who wants you to wiggle his prostate. For ****'s sake get your **** together and do some dishes or something. You've probably got mice and cockroaches punching it out in there. *******. Just burn the place down. The only thing worth saving is your new sassy boy jeans. You should throw them out the window once the flames get close. ****.

Amen brother. Amen.