What's With the Chuck Norris Thing?

[odoreater]

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

 

[RJman]

Chuck Norris has a posse. It used to be Andre the Giant's posse. You don't want to end up like Andre the Giant, do you?

 

[retronotmetro]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

It will be dead when Chuck Norris wants it dead.


Chuck Norris does not kill things. He allows things to live.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by retronotmetro

Chuck Norris does not kill things. He allows things to live.

Except when he kills them, then he wants them dead.

Jon.

 

[acidboy]

i'm waiting for david haselhoff's turn








but chuck norris wouldn't let it

 

[faustian bargain]

hasselhoff is big in germany

because chuck norris hates germans

 

[j]

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

[roundhouse kick to the face]

 

[Fabienne]

What does Chuck Norris say to Johnapril on his birthday?

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Fabienne

What does Chuck Norris say to Johnapril on his birthday?
You're welcome for the violence.

 

[Homme]

Chuck can fly-kick cars and not damage his John Lobbs.

He can also get hit in the head with an oar

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by RJman

You're welcome for the violence.

LOL.

Jon.

 

[johnapril]

Originally Posted by RJman

You're welcome for the violence.

Thank this, yuh jedi Mary swankaaaa!!!!

 

[RJman]

I didn't realize the Sith had such bad teeth.

Someone needs to make Chuck getting decked by an oar into their avatar.

 

[Nantucket Red]

The only reason Hasselhoff is still alive is because Chuck Norris hasn't seen the video of Hasselhoff singing "Hooked on a Feeling."

 

[acidboy]

chuck norris told haselhoff to sing 'hooked on a feeling"




as it was chuck norris who actually wrote charlene's "i've never been to me" and falco's "rock me amadeus"