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What's With the Chuck Norris Thing?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Augusto86, May 9, 2006.

  1. odoreater

    odoreater Senior member

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    Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
     


  2. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    Chuck Norris has a posse. It used to be Andre the Giant's posse. You don't want to end up like Andre the Giant, do you?
     


  3. retronotmetro

    retronotmetro Senior member

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    It will be dead when Chuck Norris wants it dead.


    Chuck Norris does not kill things. He allows things to live.
     


  4. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Chuck Norris does not kill things. He allows things to live.

    Except when he kills them, then he wants them dead.

    Jon.
     


  5. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    i'm waiting for david haselhoff's turn








    but chuck norris wouldn't let it
     


  6. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    hasselhoff is big in germany

    because chuck norris hates germans
     


  7. j

    j (stands for Jerk) Admin

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    Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

    [roundhouse kick to the face]
     


  8. Fabienne

    Fabienne Senior member

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    What does Chuck Norris say to Johnapril on his birthday?
     


  9. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    What does Chuck Norris say to Johnapril on his birthday?
    You're welcome for the violence.
     


  10. Homme

    Homme Senior member

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    Chuck can fly-kick cars and not damage his John Lobbs.

    [​IMG]

    He can also get hit in the head with an oar

    [​IMG]
     


  11. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    You're welcome for the violence.

    LOL.

    Jon.
     


  12. johnapril

    johnapril Senior member

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    You're welcome for the violence.

    Thank this, yuh jedi Mary swankaaaa!!!!
    [​IMG]
     


  13. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    I didn't realize the Sith had such bad teeth.

    Someone needs to make Chuck getting decked by an oar into their avatar.
     


  14. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    The only reason Hasselhoff is still alive is because Chuck Norris hasn't seen the video of Hasselhoff singing "Hooked on a Feeling."
     


  15. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    chuck norris told haselhoff to sing 'hooked on a feeling"




    as it was chuck norris who actually wrote charlene's "i've never been to me" and falco's "rock me amadeus"
     


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