What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

[lasbar]



There's a new group at the other side of my floor. One of the dudes is a serious grunter when he's on the can.

 

[gomestar]

yeah, it's concerning.

 

[b1os]



WTF is wrong with people? It's not like there were marital aid ornaments on the tree or anything.

... or were there?

 

[Claghorn]

A few drinks in me and I feel I would be inclined to urinate on the shields.

 

[lasbar]



A few drinks in me and I feel I would be inclined to urinate on the shields.

Are you suffering from very high blood pressure?

 

[msulinski]

Ok, new digs are nice and clean, but the toilet is unusually high. Like, I am tall and almost on my tippy toes. Some of these other humunculi that I work with are going to have swinging legs.
Pro: Small office area for only my direct group so any offending bathroom users will be easy to catch.
Con: Only one stall. People will know when you are ********.

On the plus side, no one is going to sit down in the stall next to you while you are ********.

 

[msulinski]

I have to say, my current work bathroom situation is about as good as can be expected. I just moved to a newly-renovated floor. The stalls all have real full-height marble walls with large, heavy wooden doors. There is even a private bathroom. On top of that, the floor is only half-occupied, so I almost never encounter anyone in the bathroom.

 

[NAMOR]

****** state of affairs in the new office building. 6 shitters in one building, which happens to be occupied by companies historically dominated by males: engineering-software and construction, banking, and national defense. Just this past week I had to climb 4 floors until I found a vacant stall and the building is only 3 floors tall!

 

[msulinski]

****** state of affairs in the new office building. 6 shitters in one building, which happens to be occupied by companies historically dominated by males: engineering-software and construction, banking, and national defense. Just this past week I had to climb 4 floors until I found a vacant stall and the building is only 3 floors tall!

So you ended up taking a **** on the roof?

 

[gomestar]

i think this belongs here:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/3518036575.html

 

[NORE]

That's just wrong.

 

[imatlas]

If I ever cottoned on to who the chef was there's no way in hell I'd go there for my "free drink". He might fart on it.

 

[gomestar]

so earlier today, I was sitting on the can and doing my thang, and as usual I took out my phone so I can catch up on what's happening in the world. My phone slipped from my hands, and thanks to my cat like reflexes I stuck my foot out to prevent the phone from crashing hard into the floor. Indeed it didn't crash, but the angle of my boot sent the phone sliding on the floor, and it slid THREE stalls over. I had to quick compose myself, fetch the phone, and then resume.

Thankfully nobody entered at any point.

 

[tropics]

my heart was in my throat just reading that. hope you are OK man.

 

[thecentennial]

My work colleagues like to **** all over the toilet seat, spray water all over every ******* available surface, piss all over the floor, walls and the toilet paper roll.