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LOL one of our toilets in the sales department just got clogged up for the third time, prompting one of the execs to send an email. Excerpts below:
Well, the phantom ******* strikes again! Last Friday afternoon it was pointed out to me that the toilet in the first washroom was in a disgusting condition. Upon inspection it was plugged with crap adhering to the bowl, the rim and under the seat. All in all, truly revolting!
This is the third time the phantom ******* has hit this office recently. Twice it was in the Ladies and a plumber was required. On the second occasion, I replaced the toilet to accommodate this particular *******’s vast amount of discharge. Cost was over $800! Now it looks like he/she has decided not to use the Ladies toilet and has decided to plug up the first washroom. How delightful!
However, if anyone continues this totally disgusting and revolting behavior, I will start an investigation. When I find the identity of this phantom *******, I will advise the entire staff of your identity! At this time, I have two clues…a Friday staff member and based on the two times the ladies’ toilet was plugged up, it may be one of the women.
I am sure all of you except for the phantom ******* will agree with me on how I feel about this disgusting situation. Please report any “crappy” behavior to me immediately. We cannot put up with this much longer.Note to the phantom *******…try this again and I will find you even if it takes a DNA sample. Don’t laugh, I am serious!
Direct your exec to this thread. I can offer useful tips.
A fiend was visiting the London and made the aquaintance of a seemingly normal fellow who had a strange hobby : he would disable a public toilet (so that it could not be flushed) and then wait until someone used it (presumably to take a sh!t, as pee-ers would use a urinal), then go back in and take a picture of the unflushable results of their visit. The resulting photos then went into an album. If this wasn't enough, the pictures were all captioned w/ a physical description of the sh!tter/ location/ date. E.g. "Large Indian man, St. Pancras Station, 26/0312", or "West Ham Supporter, Drayton Arms, 15/10/09"
Interesting hobby. Not bad, not bad.
I don't know the exact circumstances of the meeting (i.e. acquaintance traveling in england meeting the photographer), but the picture taker was supposedly blase about it - the guy i know did not furtively discover the album, and there was no weird 'hey, are you into scat? check this out!' intro.
A friend was visiting the London and made the aquaintance of a seemingly normal fellow who had a strange hobby : he would disable a public toilet (so that it could not be flushed) and then wait until someone used it (presumably to take a sh!t, as pee-ers would use a urinal), then go back in and take a picture of the unflushable results of their visit. The resulting photos then went into an album. If this wasn't enough, the pictures were all captioned w/ a physical description of the sh!tter/ location/ date. E.g. "Large Indian man, St. Pancras Station, 26/0312", or "West Ham Supporter, Drayton Arms, 15/10/09"