This is about to be the bachelor party from hell.

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  1. pseudonym

    pseudonym Senior member

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    Go camping and book it a month in advance. Bring lots of booze Hire strippers and have them come to the camp in role play (camping gear), whereby they pretend to befriend your friends and drunkingly (or play drunkingly) strip for them and hopefully the drunk groom. Take pictures as black mail so he never tells his fiance. Take drugs and cigars too and see if he drunkingly agrees to use them.

    +9000

    Then again, maybe he's that lucky guy that finds the right woman in high school and never looks back (like kwilk).

    Really?
     


  2. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    i know my wife since high school and knew she was the one but banged a lot of broads in between high school and marriage. kyle, is your girl your one and only?
     


  3. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Senior member

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    Go camping and book it a month in advance. Bring lots of booze Hire strippers and have them come to the camp in role play (camping gear), whereby they pretend to befriend your friends and drunkingly (or play drunkingly) strip for them and hopefully the drunk groom. Take pictures as black mail so he never tells his fiance. Take drugs and cigars too and see if he drunkingly agrees to use them.
    Here's my addition: Hire a stripper to dress up in a bear costume and attack the groom-to-be in the middle of the night. First, he pees his pants when he believes he's being attacked by a bear. Then the bear costume comes off and he pees his pants again when he realizes he's in a tent with a naked woman who is not his fiancee. Hilarity ensues!
     


  4. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    go camping and reenact last house on the left
     


  5. cross22

    cross22 Senior member

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    Just shoot him and dump his body in the woods. That is better than being married to that thing and then having to go through the divorce...
     


  6. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    ^/thread. [​IMG]
     


  7. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Gotta be careful with the evidence. CSI gonna be all up in that bitch.
     


  8. hopkins_student

    hopkins_student Senior member

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    Plan a party with the other groomsmen. Invite the bachelor. If he comes, he comes.
     


  9. Stazy

    Stazy Senior member

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    aside from me pocket calling my wife, my design director had the greatest bachelor party of all time. i don;t even know where to start, but it ended with 4 strippers making a human centipede, albeit temporarily

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  10. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Which explains why he objects to drinking/strippers/drugs. But it doesn't explain his very strange thoughts on wives/girlfriends/fiances making rules for their men to follow, and the man being enough of a wuss to not stand up for himself.

    That second part is because he's korean.
     


  11. JesseJB

    JesseJB Senior member

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    That second part is because he's korean.

    Eason, I bet you know who this thread is about.

    What to do, man?!
     


  12. jobro

    jobro Senior member

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    Plan a party with the other groomsmen. Invite the bachelor. If he comes, he comes.

    That's not a bad idea!
     


  13. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Eason, I bet you know who this thread is about.

    What to do, man?!


    Dude! It's not... him and her is it? Is she really that bad? I think bailing is out of the picture, I like the strippers coming to the campsite idea.
     


  14. gdl203

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    While there have been many excellent suggestions in this thread so far, I would recommend to respectfully decline. I'm sure someone else can plan a camping trip for him - planning a BP is not following the orders of the groom and bride to be - where's the fun in that? It's also not planning all sorts of things you have zero interest in because you're simply going to do a poor job for him.
     


  15. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    i had a cigar once. once awhile back. at a 7 eleven. my friend and i bought a couple at 1 dollar a piece. they were horrible. i said what is the purpose behind a cigar??


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    That is not a cigar....that is a blunt!! Big difference!
     


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