This is about to be the bachelor party from hell.

[jgold47]

Dont bother. They will be divorced in 2 years anyways. Do everyone a favor and tell him this, to his face.

Or, invite her. Thats the probelm anyways, she is jealous and insecure. Might be the best thing thats ever happened to her.

 

[Davidko19]

Originally Posted by Eason

Davidko was right for once, the best thing you can do is prep him for divorce.

hahaha, glad Im starting to build a reputation around here

and please, david or dave is just fine.

 

[kruze]

camp out on vegas streets, which is half of his request for camping

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by HelloIDistance

He can't have cigars? Come on man...this is pathetic and you know it. Sucks for him. I put the over/under for the marriage at 8 years. I take the under, anyone?
i had a cigar once. once awhile back. at a 7 eleven. my friend and i bought a couple at 1 dollar a piece. they were horrible. i said what is the purpose behind a cigar??

Originally Posted by thekunk07

^if the groom is this much of a *****, that can only end in gang ****.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

i had a cigar once. once awhile back. at a 7 eleven. my friend and i bought a couple at 1 dollar a piece. they were horrible. i said what is the purpose behind a cigar??

The purpose behind a cigar isn't the point. Replace cigar with anything. Dog. Tennis racket. Beer. Anything. The point is that his fiance is making rules on his ass already.

 

[sho'nuff]

well, maybe she knows whats good for him or what's bad for him. i dont know. maybe he is not immune to some issues or weaknesses in his life and he needs her to help him.

when i married my wife she made some rules for me too that i was happy to follow. it doesnt say anything about my manhood or anything just means this is what works in our marriage. i allow her to take charge in some areas in my life that she deems she needs to rule in and that is fine. it's a case by case situation and we cant just go ruling out that one is a ***** and will divorce eventually. it is not my case.

 

[HelloIDistance]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

well, maybe she knows whats good for him or what's bad for him. i dont know. maybe he is not immune to some issues or weaknesses in his life and he needs her to help him.

when i married my wife she made some rules for me too that i was happy to follow. it doesnt say anything about my manhood or anything just means this is what works in our marriage. i allow her to take charge in some areas in my life that she deems she needs to rule in and that is fine. it's a case by case situation and we cant just go ruling out that one is a ***** and will divorce eventually. it is not my case.

You are scaring me now man.

 

[HelloIDistance]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

i had a cigar once. once awhile back. at a 7 eleven. my friend and i bought a couple at 1 dollar a piece. they were horrible. i said what is the purpose behind a cigar??

Haha, its not the cigar per se...it's the principle of the matter.

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by HelloIDistance

Haha, its not the cigar per se...it's the principle of the matter.
i know . i was joking about the cigar

Originally Posted by HelloIDistance

You are scaring me now man.

haha. grr

 

[willpower]

Send him to this site: http://www.nomarriage.com

Camping? What, like in Deliverance?

 

[suitedcboy]

"the best thing you can do is prep him for divorce"
No, the best thing you can do is buy a couple of strap-ons and wear his ass out on that camping trip. He will thank you for it as it won't hurt so bad when his new wifey-poo goes after him while wearing her strap-on on their wedding night.

 

[frenchy]

whenever my woman THINKS she can tell me what to do i tell her:
"nobody tells me what to do,not even me"

the honorable Andrew "Dice" Clay

 

[Davidko19]

Originally Posted by willpower

Send him to this site: http://www.nomarriage.com

Camping? What, like in Deliverance?

ha, that sites awesome. This is what our homeboy sounds like...

"As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old. "

 

[tagutcow]

This thread has now officially made me sad.

 

[dusty]

bail