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This is about to be the bachelor party from hell.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by JesseJB, May 11, 2010.

  1. JaPo

    JaPo Senior member

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    I'd feel very tempted to pressurise my relative into going against his bride's wishes, regardless of whether it jeopardised our relationship in the short term. As has been established throughout this thread, I'd feel a bit iffy with my friend's wife imposing those ridiculous rules. What is the fucking moral objection to smoking cigars as a one-off? How could she possibly see this as her right?

    First you have to understand that fun can be had camping. With a shit ton of booze, food and, pending your friend's discovery of his balls, drugs - you will have fun. I'm more a fan of stimulants but, if it fits the bill, shrooms/acid are an option. Not sure of the practicality of hiring strippers in a remote location, but if possible it could be superb. Admittedly, I'd always prefer something urban, but beggars can't be choosers.


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  2. TheD0n

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    So wtf happened?
     
  3. Stazy

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    So wtf happened?

    +1
     
  4. bigbris1

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    1. Hes starting with the "Its my day so I say we are doing _______" crap. And that crap is "camping."
    View Brokeback Mountain. See above. Realize his definition of "camping". Break off friendship. Alternatively you can relive Brokeback followed by a, "No homo". Either way, you're both homos.
     
  5. JesseJB

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    Nothing yet. Wedding's not til April. But he's holding strong in his lame convictions.

    Oh but heres one thing: the funnest guy in the wedding party is being deployed to Afghanistan and has been replaced by a fundie Christian. Isn't that just special? [​IMG]
     
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    Nothing yet. Wedding's not til April. But he's holding strong in his lame convictions.

    Oh but heres one thing: the funnest guy in the wedding party is being deployed to Afghanistan and has been replaced by a fundie Christian. Isn't that just special? [​IMG]

    Get in contact with 2-3 of the guys who will want to have a good time. And hijack the party. Let the groom/bride-to-be plan w/e lame shit they want. You plan a party on the same day. Jump in a van, making sure you're in the van with the groom, and go to your party instead of his.

    or .. don't go.
     
  7. JesseJB

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    Update:

    Bachelor party will be in Vancouver. Bachelor is now okay with "waitresses at the party" which I take as codespeak for "dude help me."

    There are about 10-15 of us going. It will be in early April.
     
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    K is terrible shit.

    K is child's play. Fast-acting, short duration, no after-effects.
     
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  11. JacobJacob

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    I have been to a bachelor party once where the guy getting merried was... a total bore.
    Paintball turned out to a to violent game for him. Okay - He was dressed in a white bunny costume out in a forest, and the rest of us as 'hunters', so...
    He hates to drink and "forgot" his beer all the time and everywhere. In the car, in the men's room etc. We replaced it everytime, but still he managed to stay sober.
    We had also gotten a mighty fine stripper to come over. She placed him on a chair and started her show with him in the center of her attention In the end of the show, she wanted to rub her tits in his face, but, because he wasn't drunk, he politely rejected her with the words: If you take of my glasses I can't see you. So please don't.

    His sster later told us that he hated the whole day. The morale would be: If you know that the dude wont like what you are planning, find something else to do.
     

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