Im the best man for a very close relative that is getting married next spring. Im throwing the bachelor party, which I am MOAR than happy to do. Here's where things aren't looking too good: 1. Hes starting with the "Its my day so I say we are doing _______" crap. And that crap is "camping." 2. Hes never been allowed to smoke a cigar and will not do it just in case she ever would find out (also his finace's rule). 3. The fiance (and him) say "no drugs and no strippers." 4. Now I'm being told I need to book it a month in advance because the fiance says so (WTF?). 5. This is his first and only girlfriend (of 6 years now). 6. Hes totally the kind of guy who would tell his fiance what went down at the bachelor party. What to do? I almost want to politely decline. But I kinda want to fight the power.