Things you just don't get

[beargonefishing]

How many ensigns finished on Wes' chest? All of them?

 

[Texasmade]

How many ensigns finished on Wes' chest? All of them?

0 because none of them ever pulled out

 

[beargonefishing]

0 because none of them ever pulled out

Why did you have to make this sexual?

 

[Texasmade]

Why did you have to make this sexual?

 

[SixOhNine]

Speaking of ensigns and Crusher's "Failed To Crush" list, never forget prime Ashley Judd

 

[HRoi]

I wanted to play along, but....

 

[Texasmade]

I wanted to play along, but....

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[HRoi]

Ew advanced syphilis. They hadn’t invented penicillin where that guy lives?

 

[teddieriley]

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Speaking of... what’s the opposite of a horse?

A sea horse.

 

[beargonefishing]

Why Eddie Murphy doesn't get more credit as the best singer that also performed stand up and was born on April 3, 1961 in New York.

 

[jcman311]

Why breathing with my airpods in but not listening to anything makes my breathing sound like Darth Vader.

 

[beargonefishing]

Why breathing with my airpods in but not listening to anything makes my breathing sound like Darth Vader.

It's probably not because you are a douchnozzle.

 

[Piobaire]

Can't remember who this guy was, but he has my energy.

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Captain Pike.

 

[Van Veen]

Some bizarre military Appreciation* (in one case, literally) model kits...

Amazon.com: Masterbox 1:35 Scale US and German Paratroopers Figure: Toys & Games

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Thirsty paratroopers model kit (NSFW-ish)

Amazon.com: Master Box MB35185 Figures Somewhere in Saigon, Vietnam War Series, Game: Toys & Games

Buy Master Box MB35185 Figures Somewhere in Saigon, Vietnam War Series, Game: Figure Kits - Amazon.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases

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And here's the "me love you long time" model kit.

(* apparently the server turns pr0n into "Appreciation," which is certainly a different perspective on these)

 

[Luigi_M]

Some bizarre military Appreciation* (in one case, literally) model kits...

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Amazon.com: Masterbox 1:35 Scale US and German Paratroopers Figure: Toys & Games

Buy Masterbox 1:35 Scale US and German Paratroopers Figure: Figure Kits - Amazon.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases

www.amazon.com

Thirsty paratroopers model kit (NSFW-ish)

Amazon.com: Master Box MB35185 Figures Somewhere in Saigon, Vietnam War Series, Game: Toys & Games

Buy Master Box MB35185 Figures Somewhere in Saigon, Vietnam War Series, Game: Figure Kits - Amazon.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases

www.amazon.com

And here's the "me love you long time" model kit.

(* apparently the server turns pr0n into "Appreciation," which is certainly a different perspective on these)

"Five dolla? Too much beaucoup!"