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Jessica Simpson is HUGE

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Do pregnant women normally get thicker in the thighs and face before their stomach grows?

I ask sincerely. Never been around pregnant women, but it seems like her stomach isn't big, just her legs and face and arms.


Yes, it's certainly possible. Her belly would start showing pretty soon though. The most telltale sign is the boobs though. If you notice the puppies grow a cup size or two overnight, 99% she's got one in the oven.
 

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Originally Posted by limping_decorum
jesus ******* christ........
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My God......
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Originally Posted by GQgeek
Tiger would totally hit that, mom jeans and all.
+1, I would too.
 

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Tony Romo is half-Mexican. He likes the thickness. See Latin Women Appreciation Thread.
 

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She's bigger than she was, but probably the smaller than the average woman her age. That's what being out of the limelight and getting mashed off daily will do for you.
 

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I would hit that, especially **********, over and over and over. She's perfect for those cold winter nights.
 

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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser
Tony Romo is half-Mexican. He likes the thickness. See Latin Women Appreciation Thread.

Was he born in Nicaragua?

I'd still hit it. Would love to be really reaming her, I mean full force, throw your back out reaming, and seeing her huge cans and love handles bouncing and jiggling all over the place.
 

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Originally Posted by Douglas
I would hit that, especially **********, over and over and over. She's perfect for those cold winter nights.

Originally Posted by edmorel
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I'd still hit it. Would love to be really reaming her, I mean full force, throw your back out reaming, and seeing her huge cans and love handles bouncing and jiggling all over the place.


+1 and +1
 

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I +1 both the one who said she looks like Fergie(who is ass ugly) and Matador who say she and Brittany are both ugly. Bu I'd still smash just so I could warm my kawk between her breast and use her nostrils as receptacles.
 

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It's not her weight that's the problem, it's the transition, it's pathetic. She's young and has enough money to have a trainer come to her house on a daily basis and have meals prepared for her, and she still can't stay in shape?
 

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Originally Posted by suited
It's not her weight that's the problem, it's the transition, it's pathetic. She's young and has enough money to have a trainer come to her house on a daily basis and have meals prepared for her, and she still can't stay in shape?

I'm not so sure. Daily training and food prep are crazy expensive, and her career is not exactly booming at the moment. There's a reason she throws herself at the tabloids. And given that that's basically her big breadwinner at the moment, and even that might dry up if Tony Romo dumps her, she's better served plowing cash into savings than by blowing it all now.
 

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Originally Posted by Douglas
I'm not so sure. Daily training and food prep are crazy expensive, and her career is not exactly booming at the moment. There's a reason she throws herself at the tabloids. And given that that's basically her big breadwinner at the moment, and even that might dry up if Tony Romo dumps her, she's better served plowing cash into savings than by blowing it all now.

Well, yeah - this is true but I don't think that is the reason. She probably pulled a Brittany and went back to her old trashy habits of eating fast food and junk.

Also, is it just me or does it looks like she has a TON of makeup caked to her face?
 

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