Do we give Paris Hilton the benefit of the doubt?

[VMan]

Originally Posted by j

Raise your hand if you would sleep with Paris Hilton, given the chance.

I will withhold my own response for a while.

Everyone will probably pin me as a liar, but I don't think I would. Granted, feelings often change when something turns from hypothetical to actual, but she just irks me so much that it would be hard to tap that.

Also, are we just talking 'hit it & split it' or do we have to hang around and cuddle afterwards, listening to her innermost thoughts and dreams?

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by j

Raise your hand if you would sleep with Paris Hilton, given the chance.

I will withhold my own response for a while.



But no cuddling.

 

[j]

Originally Posted by VersaceMan

listening to her innermost thoughts and dreams?

Originally Posted by Paris Hilton

...

 

[JLibourel]

All these guys who prattle on about how much they despise Paris Hilton strike me as the biggest hypocrites imaginable. This is purely a case of sour grapes! If you are not of the gay persuasion, you know damn well you'd jump her bones in a heartbeat, given half a chance!

Hell, if I were a quarter-century younger, nothing would give me greater pleasure than to give Paris a sweat-drenched, gut-wrenching, leg-drumming, pillow-biting night of passion!

For all the talk about how "dumb" and "vacuous" she is, she has a sufficient talent for self-promotion (with no outstanding talents beyond a famous name and good looks) to make herself world famous and command a seven-figure annual income in acting and modelling fees and whatnot (this beyond whatever investment/trust fund income she gets). So I'd have to give her credit for a certain innate shrewdness--makes incomparably more money than I do, and she never attended Balliol or had a postdoc!

My apologies for repeating some comments I made about her on Andy's Interchange some months back.

 

[Rome]

^^
That has to be one the funniest posts I've read on here. Paris is the benchmark for homosexuality. You hear that? All you guys who say you wouldnt sleep with her, you're gay. Don't fight it, just come out of the closet already. It's Paris or Penis!!

 

[j]

Originally Posted by Rome

^^ That has to be one the funniest posts I've read on here. Paris is benchmark for homosexuality. You hear that? All you guys who say you wouldnt sleep with her, you're gay. Don't fight it, just come out of the closet already. It's Paris or Penis!!
Hmm, I guess I'm gay. Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...

 

[Rome]

I don’t pretend to know the details of her sex laws. But I will say anyone who releases a adult content at age 16 has slept with a few more than two.

Paris is a perfect example of how the media can shove someone in your face and tell you how hot they are and have 90% of the people eat it up. I don’t find Paris remotely appealing much like I don’t find 80% of actresses or singers sexy regardless of what People Magazine says.

Think about it, was Julia Roberts ever really that hot?

 

[hopkins_student]

I can't begrudge Paris Hilton taking advantage of self-promotion to make even more money, but I certainly have not even the least bit of respect for her. I'd hope that given the same opportunity I'd conduct myself with more dignity, but I'd try to milk the situation for all it's worth as well. I am most annoyed with the people that enable her by fawning over her and tracking her day to day life.

 

[JLibourel]

Originally Posted by j

Hmm, I guess I'm gay. Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...

Ever hear of condoms? (Or maybe antibiotics? A little course of tetracyclin never did a real man any harm!)

 

[j]

Originally Posted by JLibourel

Ever hear of condoms? (Or maybe antibiotics? A little course of tetracyclin never did a real man any harm!)
I don't think a condom is available that's large enough...






for my entire body.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Paris hilton is *NOT* attractive. Not in any way, shape, form, or function. Even her money turns me off. Mat has accused me of being gay many times, but I would probably rather live the rest of my life celibate than to have to put up with her incessant blathering, her bony body, vacant stare, her stupidity, her ego, and the shame. If she were halfway intelligent, or had any idea about how the real world functions, maybe I'd have a different opinion. But at this point the only difference between her and a used blow up doll, is that the used blow up doll probably has a better body and might be a better singer. So maybe, if you would sleep with Paris Hilton, maybe that makes you gay. I mean, if you want to sleep with someone with the physical measurements of a 10 year old boy, and the mental capacity of a dented can of pineapple slices, I'm not going to stop you... but maybe you are Micheal Jackson. Thats all I'm saying.

 

[VMan]

Originally Posted by JLibourel

Ever hear of condoms?

I'm pretty sure it would melt, if used with her.

 

[VMan]

Originally Posted by j

Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...
Oh come on, she's only had two partners.

 

[VMan]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Paris hilton is *NOT* attractive. Not in any way, shape, form, or function. Even her money turns me off.

Mat has accused me of being gay many times, but I would probably rather live the rest of my life celibate than to have to put up with her incessant blathering, her bony body, vacant stare, her stupidity, her ego, and the shame.

If she were halfway intelligent, or had any idea about how the real world functions, maybe I'd have a different opinion. But at this point the only difference between her and a used blow up doll, is that the used blow up doll probably has a better body and might be a better singer.


Ever hear of 'hate-*******'?

 

[JLibourel]

Judging from that hamburger commercial, she sure doesn't look like any 10 year old boy I've ever seen.

If you offer "fat body" as an alternative to "bony body" and "long, moody, morose silences" to "incessant blathering," you could probably include at least 98% of the entire female sex along with your condemnation of poor Paris! "Vacant stare," "stupidity," "ego," not even "halfway intelligent," no "idea how the real world functions"--sounds like nearly every woman I know!