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Do we give Paris Hilton the benefit of the doubt?

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Tokyo Slim, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. j

    j Senior member Admin

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    ^^ That has to be one the funniest posts I've read on here. Paris is benchmark for homosexuality. You hear that? All you guys who say you wouldnt sleep with her, you're gay. Don't fight it, just come out of the closet already. It's Paris or Penis!!
    Hmm, I guess I'm gay. Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...
     
  2. Rome

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    I don’t pretend to know the details of her sex laws. But I will say anyone who releases a sex tape at age 16 has slept with a few more than two.

    Paris is a perfect example of how the media can shove someone in your face and tell you how hot they are and have 90% of the people eat it up. I don’t find Paris remotely appealing much like I don’t find 80% of actresses or singers sexy regardless of what People Magazine says.

    Think about it, was Julia Roberts ever really that hot?
     
  3. hopkins_student

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    I can't begrudge Paris Hilton taking advantage of self-promotion to make even more money, but I certainly have not even the least bit of respect for her. I'd hope that given the same opportunity I'd conduct myself with more dignity, but I'd try to milk the situation for all it's worth as well. I am most annoyed with the people that enable her by fawning over her and tracking her day to day life.
     
  4. JLibourel

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    Hmm, I guess I'm gay. Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...

    Ever hear of condoms? (Or maybe antibiotics? A little course of tetracyclin never did a real man any harm!)
     
  5. j

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    Ever hear of condoms? (Or maybe antibiotics? A little course of tetracyclin never did a real man any harm!)
    I don't think a condom is available that's large enough...






    for my entire body. [​IMG]
     
  6. Tokyo Slim

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    Paris hilton is *NOT* attractive. Not in any way, shape, form, or function. Even her money turns me off. Mat has accused me of being gay many times, but I would probably rather live the rest of my life celibate than to have to put up with her incessant blathering, her bony body, vacant stare, her stupidity, her ego, and the shame. If she were halfway intelligent, or had any idea about how the real world functions, maybe I'd have a different opinion. But at this point the only difference between her and a used blow up doll, is that the used blow up doll probably has a better body and might be a better singer. So maybe, if you would sleep with Paris Hilton, maybe that makes you gay. I mean, if you want to sleep with someone with the physical measurements of a 10 year old boy, and the mental capacity of a dented can of pineapple slices, I'm not going to stop you... but maybe you are Micheal Jackson. Thats all I'm saying.
     
  7. VMan

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    Ever hear of condoms?

    I'm pretty sure it would melt, if used with her.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...
    Oh come on, she's only had two partners.
     
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    Paris hilton is *NOT* attractive. Not in any way, shape, form, or function. Even her money turns me off.

    Mat has accused me of being gay many times, but I would probably rather live the rest of my life celibate than to have to put up with her incessant blathering, her bony body, vacant stare, her stupidity, her ego, and the shame.

    If she were halfway intelligent, or had any idea about how the real world functions, maybe I'd have a different opinion. But at this point the only difference between her and a used blow up doll, is that the used blow up doll probably has a better body and might be a better singer.


    Ever hear of 'hate-fucking'?
     
  10. JLibourel

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    Judging from that hamburger commercial, she sure doesn't look like any 10 year old boy I've ever seen.

    If you offer "fat body" as an alternative to "bony body" and "long, moody, morose silences" to "incessant blathering," you could probably include at least 98% of the entire female sex along with your condemnation of poor Paris! "Vacant stare," "stupidity," "ego," not even "halfway intelligent," no "idea how the real world functions"--sounds like nearly every woman I know![​IMG]
     
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    Hmm, I guess I'm gay. Or maybe I just don't want every disease known to man, and some unknown...

    I'm sorry but that's just so stupid. "every disease known to man", I've seen pictures of where you live. The chances of you having STDs are fantastically higher than Paris Hilton who sleeps with celebrities and other rich people, who are generally in the lowest bracket for STDs.

    i still don't get how people think she's dirty. Even if you think her face is gross, she's got a body equal to any model in fashion. I think she's a retard, but still, I really don't get how people so put off by her sexually. Is this how people make themselves look superior, but saying they'd turn down a girl who is (in the looks department) way, way above what you're used to? Unless you guys are fucking models on the regular, I don't buy anything of what you're all saying.

    PS. She's like a size 2... so Tokyo, you're saying with her body, that you look on with disgust at today's runway fashion shows? You honestly find the top models of today gross?
     
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    We can't forget that she deigned a shirt that is amazingly gramatically incorrect.
    [​IMG]
    Front reads "Thats hot".
     
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    ^^
    That has to be one the funniest posts I've read on here. Paris is the benchmark for homosexuality. You hear that? All you guys who say you wouldnt sleep with her, you're gay. Don't fight it, just come out of the closet already. It's Paris or Penis!!


    Mom? Dad? I've got something to tell you...
     
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    Oh come on, she's only had two partners.
    Yes, but how many partners did they have? And how many of times did they have unprotected sex? Jon.
     
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    Paris hilton is *NOT* attractive. Not in any way, shape, form, or function. Even her money turns me off.

    Mat has accused me of being gay many times, but I would probably rather live the rest of my life celibate than to have to put up with her incessant blathering, her bony body, vacant stare, her stupidity, her ego, and the shame.

    If she were halfway intelligent, or had any idea about how the real world functions, maybe I'd have a different opinion. But at this point the only difference between her and a used blow up doll, is that the used blow up doll probably has a better body and might be a better singer.

    So maybe, if you would sleep with Paris Hilton, maybe that makes you gay. I mean, if you want to sleep with someone with the physical measurements of a 10 year old boy, and the mental capacity of a dented can of pineapple slices, I'm not going to stop you... but maybe you are Micheal Jackson. Thats all I'm saying.


    Well, you DO have that intimate relationship with Fok...[​IMG]

    Jon.
     
  16. Get Smart

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    i still don't get how people think she's dirty.


    yea, that's an odd generalization of her. I'd bet that the typical girl you see in a bar (that probably pulls a guy every time she's there) is potentially more full of disease than Paris. And I agree with the one poster's assessment that she is an emotionally unstable tease, and yep, girls like that usually give off the slut vibe but are rarely so in real life.

    She's no Ashley Judd/Jennifer Connelly (epitome of woman) but she's a good looking girl, tho not *my* type.
     
  17. j

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    I'm sorry but that's just so stupid. "every disease known to man", I've seen pictures of where you live. The chances of you having STDs are fantastically higher than Paris Hilton who sleeps with celebrities and other rich people, who are generally in the lowest bracket for STDs.

    You've seen pictures of where I live? Dude, you creep me out. I'm starting to understand how GQG feels.
     
  18. Matt

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    You've seen pictures of where I live? Dude, you creep me out. I'm starting to understand how GQG feels.
    that new rooftop-with-a-view is crawling with chlamydia man....
     

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