Abilities, how many do you have?

[Karo]

I dress myself.

 

[FLMountainMan]

Originally Posted by designprofessor

I was the slowest man on my high school jv cross -country team, so take that!

I remember when my coach told me, literally five minutes before the race began, that I would be running the 330 hurdles for the first time - ever.

I hit every single hurdle and finished last. People were actually laughing in the stands. I loved my coach though, a really great man. He said I was getting too cocky and did this as a message.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by edmorel

I have the ability to get people on the internet to complain about me

Who complained abut you? Unhappy customers?

Jon.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

Who complained abut you? Unhappy customers?

Jon.

customers?, never. I make sure that I leave all women pleased and exhausted.

 

[Connemara]

I frequently make people laugh...but sometimes I think they're laughing at me

 

[FLMountainMan]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I frequently make people laugh...but sometimes I think they're laughing at me

Is there really much of a difference? If you take it well and acknowledge you know they are laughing at you, it means they're pretty much laughing with you. Laughing at yourself is one of the easiest things to do and has been shown to make you more relatable to others.

G-d, I sound like Andy freaking Bernard.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

Is there really much of a difference? If you take it well and acknowledge you know they are laughing at you, it means they're pretty much laughing with you. Laughing at yourself is one of the easiest things to do and has been shown to make you more relatable to others.

G-d, I sound like Andy freaking Bernard.

Nah, I didn't hear the word Cornell mentioned once.

 

[Mark from Plano]

I have bowhunting skills, numchuck skills, computer hacking skills...

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by edmorel

customers?, never. I make sure that I leave all women pleased and exhausted.

Jon.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I frequently make people laugh...but sometimes I think they're laughing at me

It's not at you, it's at your clothes.

 

[Piobaire]

I have l33t kiting skillz.

 

[skalogre]

Prepare to be humbled!
I have bone growth on my right wrist due to being hit repeatedly there by a shinai. Also, I have a strong callous on my left thumb that is impervious to bites from small angry psittacines.

I doubt any of you peasants can beat that. I iz teh mastah!!!!1!!

 

[mbc]

Originally Posted by Mark from Plano

I have bowhunting skills, numchuck skills, computer hacking skills...
I have heard that girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

 

[DNW]

I can read.

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

I can read.

Frankly, I don't know, judging by some of the posts you have typed out on SF...

P.s. please don't hurt me