Relationship Dealbreakers

ConcernedParent · Mar 30, 2011

Originally Posted by Mr. White

Ignoring drunk ****, young people make stupid mistakes when they go out into the world. I don't condemn anyone for being young and stupid. They're just too young for me anymore. Women the right age for me (who still do that) didn't or couldn't grow up. Pass.
You are over 40 and don't live in a large metropolitan area. Yes?

Kajak · Mar 30, 2011

Blackfyre · Mar 30, 2011

Originally Posted by Mr. White

Women don't shave to "feel clean." That stuff is right off Burma Shave signs. Women shave to show out to men (that their sluttiness is premeditated, affected, and, well, right off Appreciation sites). Same goes for clit rings, tongue rings, etc.

I don't care if you get your values -- or your women -- second hand from Larry Flynt. Doesn't bother me a bit. It's just not something that I do.

Speaking of marsupialed, it strikes me as childish to walk around, making your big message to the world: "I have many holes. . . . I have many holes. . . . I have many holes. . . ." Same for the guys (and gals) who wear those giant black plugs in their ears: "I like a stud. . . . I like a stud. . . . I like a stud. . . ."

Originally Posted by Duff_Man

Fuckin yah. Sociopaths are ******* hot as hell. All my exes have had sociopathic tendencies. It's hot when a girl is willing to (and does) lie, cheat and steal for you.

Also, rib pieces are ******* badass.

Thebomb85019 · Mar 30, 2011

Clingers. Nothing more annoying than a chick who will not stop contacting me. It is probably the stage I am at in my life (23 y/o) but I want someone who can enjoy themselves without me while... then again I cringe at the thought of a super serious relationship.

bigbjorn · Mar 30, 2011

Originally Posted by mcsorleyminute

A woman's perspective: Unable to drive a car with a standard transmission.
A man's perspective: Unable to drive a boat with a tiller-steer outboard. That and smoking, I guess.

Don Carlos · Mar 30, 2011

Originally Posted by Duff_Man

Fuckin yah. Sociopaths are ******* hot as hell. All my exes have had sociopathic tendencies. It's hot when a girl is willing to (and does) lie, cheat and steal for you. Also, rib pieces are ******* badass.
I once dated a hot-as-hell punk chick who was covered in full-body ink and was crazy as a weasel in heat. She would break into my apartment when I was at work, and read my emails and such. One time I came home to find her sitting on my kitchen floor, crying her eyes out, because she had broken in, browsed my email, and found "too many female names on my contacts list." I had been sleeping with her for all of two weeks at that point. Obviously it wasn't going to last forever, but the sex was stellar.

Shoe City Thinker · Mar 31, 2011

Depressed chicks. High-maintenance chicks. Lazy chicks that don't pull their own weight if we're living together. Picky eaters -- sorry, I can't be in a relationship where the only time I can something outside of the starchy comfort food realm is in a restaurant. Obese chicks whom don't care about improving their health and getting themselves to a healthy weight. Couch potatoes. Homebodies that don't want to go into the city and just want to stay home every weekend.

ShayaEXQT · Mar 31, 2011

sneezes in my face, not good...

Mr. White · Mar 31, 2011

Originally Posted by ConcernedParent

You are over 40 and don't live in a large metropolitan area. Yes?

Over 40, but my permanent home is in **** (exurb of LA), and travel frequently between SD, SF, and LA.

GSquared · Mar 31, 2011

Too much bronzer, so when you give her a hug or she just walks next to you, you need to send your shirt to get laundered... not to mention what that **** does to your sheets.

Learned that the hard way *hangs head*

Neo_Version 7 · Mar 31, 2011

Originally Posted by GSquared

Too much bronzer, so when you give her a hug or she just walks next to you, you need to send your shirt to get laundered... not to mention what that **** does to your sheets.

Learned that the hard way *hangs head*

Somewhat similar but I hate when girls come up to hug me after they've just been swimming -- especially at the beach. All that saltwater and sand gets on my clothes and my skin. It's a nightmare really.

Dakota rube · Mar 31, 2011

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

Somewhat similar but I hate when girls come up to hug me after they've just been swimming -- especially at the beach. All that saltwater and sand gets on my clothes and my skin. It's a nightmare really.

And I ask again: are you a vergeen?

in stitches · Mar 31, 2011

from my employee

when a girl looses $500 of yours, breaks your mac and combs through your fb and cell. this is a dealbreaker

Neo_Version 7 · Mar 31, 2011

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

And I ask again: are you a vergeen?

Don't get me wrong. I like having a nice bosom pressed up against me but pitted against clean clothes and smooth skin; boobs lose.

Dakota rube · Mar 31, 2011

So, I take it your answer is "yes".

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