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Relationship Dealbreakers

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by juliank, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. ConcernedParent

    ConcernedParent Senior member

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    Ignoring drunk shit, young people make stupid mistakes when they go out into the world. I don't condemn anyone for being young and stupid. They're just too young for me anymore. Women the right age for me (who still do that) didn't or couldn't grow up. Pass.
    You are over 40 and don't live in a large metropolitan area. Yes?
     
  2. Kajak

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  3. Blackfyre

    Blackfyre Senior member

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    Women don't shave to "feel clean." That stuff is right off Burma Shave signs. Women shave to show out to men (that their sluttiness is premeditated, affected, and, well, right off porn sites). Same goes for clit rings, tongue rings, etc.

    I don't care if you get your values -- or your women -- second hand from Larry Flynt. Doesn't bother me a bit. It's just not something that I do.

    Speaking of retarded, it strikes me as childish to walk around, making your big message to the world: "I have many holes. . . . I have many holes. . . . I have many holes. . . ." Same for the guys (and gals) who wear those giant black plugs in their ears: "I like a stud. . . . I like a stud. . . . I like a stud. . . ."

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    Fuckin yah. Sociopaths are fucking hot as hell. All my exes have had sociopathic tendencies. It's hot when a girl is willing to (and does) lie, cheat and steal for you.

    Also, rib pieces are fucking badass.

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  4. bwonger06

    bwonger06 Senior member

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    Clingers. Nothing more annoying than a chick who will not stop contacting me. It is probably the stage I am at in my life (23 y/o) but I want someone who can enjoy themselves without me while... then again I cringe at the thought of a super serious relationship.
     
  5. bigbjorn

    bigbjorn Senior member

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    A woman's perspective: Unable to drive a car with a standard transmission.
    A man's perspective: Unable to drive a boat with a tiller-steer outboard. That and smoking, I guess.
     
  6. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Senior member

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    Fuckin yah. Sociopaths are fucking hot as hell. All my exes have had sociopathic tendencies. It's hot when a girl is willing to (and does) lie, cheat and steal for you. Also, rib pieces are fucking badass.
    I once dated a hot-as-hell punk chick who was covered in full-body ink and was crazy as a weasel in heat. She would break into my apartment when I was at work, and read my emails and such. One time I came home to find her sitting on my kitchen floor, crying her eyes out, because she had broken in, browsed my email, and found "too many female names on my contacts list." I had been sleeping with her for all of two weeks at that point. Obviously it wasn't going to last forever, but the sex was stellar.
     
  7. Shoe City Thinker

    Shoe City Thinker Senior member

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    Depressed chicks. High-maintenance chicks. Lazy chicks that don't pull their own weight if we're living together. Picky eaters -- sorry, I can't be in a relationship where the only time I can something outside of the starchy comfort food realm is in a restaurant. Obese chicks whom don't care about improving their health and getting themselves to a healthy weight. Couch potatoes. Homebodies that don't want to go into the city and just want to stay home every weekend.
     
  8. davesmith

    davesmith Senior member Affiliate Vendor

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    sneezes in my face, not good... [​IMG]
     
  9. Mr. White

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    You are over 40 and don't live in a large metropolitan area. Yes?

    Over 40, but my permanent home is in Dago (exurb of LA), and travel frequently between SD, SF, and LA.
     
  10. GSquared

    GSquared Senior member

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    Too much bronzer, so when you give her a hug or she just walks next to you, you need to send your shirt to get laundered... not to mention what that shit does to your sheets.

    Learned that the hard way *hangs head*
     
  11. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Too much bronzer, so when you give her a hug or she just walks next to you, you need to send your shirt to get laundered... not to mention what that shit does to your sheets.

    Learned that the hard way *hangs head*


    Somewhat similar but I hate when girls come up to hug me after they've just been swimming -- especially at the beach. All that saltwater and sand gets on my clothes and my skin. It's a nightmare really.
     
  12. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Somewhat similar but I hate when girls come up to hug me after they've just been swimming -- especially at the beach. All that saltwater and sand gets on my clothes and my skin. It's a nightmare really.

    And I ask again: are you a vergeen?
     
  13. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    from my employee

    when a girl looses $500 of yours, breaks your mac and combs through your fb and cell. this is a dealbreaker
     
  14. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    And I ask again: are you a vergeen?

    Don't get me wrong. I like having a nice bosom pressed up against me but pitted against clean clothes and smooth skin; boobs lose.
     
  15. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    So, I take it your answer is "yes".
     
  16. Barnabus

    Barnabus Senior member

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    1. For me is if shes the kind of gal that tries to whip you like the family pig.[​IMG] I have a big pet peeve about that

    2. Is a religious nut or militant athiest who wont shut up about god

    3.unhygienic
     
  17. gungadin25

    gungadin25 Senior member

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    Smoking, unresolved daddy issues, spendthrift
     
  18. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ...unresolved daddy issues...

    This could actually work to your advantage.

    Oh. We're talking about relationship; never mind.
     
  19. imageWIS

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    Really stupid. I mean really, fucking stupid. I don't care how hot she is. Smoking is pretty gross too... especially if you make out after she has smoked a few... [​IMG]
     
  20. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    1. She flirts with everybody. I'm not the jealous type but when a girl tries to make me jealous then I just get mad.

    2. If she spends a lot of time badmouthing her last boyfriend, I just think "she's going to be saying this about me one day"

    3. I have definitely hooked up with women who had boyfriends before (usually drunken flings) but I would never let that turn into a relationship. Because she will get bored of me just like she got bored of the last guy.

    4. In fact, I avoid girls who have never been single. It makes me feel like I'm just there because she needs a boyfriend not to be alone and that she will ditch me the next time someone makes her feel more special than I do.

    5. Not necessarily a deal breaker, but if she's vegan or straight edge it's probably not going to work. Those people are pains in the ass and, especially if they're female, tend to expect everyone in social situations to adjust to them.

    6. If she has no friends. Usually found in conjunction with #4.

    Writing all of that made me realize what a pain in the ass dating has been. I think I should marry the girl I'm with now.
     

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