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Originally Posted by Matt
ya, I'm with MS on that. It's a great line to deceive and establish comfort with a girl before you completely decimate that trust.

I think we all konw there's a huge difference between the way you guys use it and the way this kid used it.
 

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I still don't see why he didn't use the pickup line that never fails - "Excuse me miss, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
I still don't see why he didn't use the pickup line that never fails - "Excuse me miss, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

he already passed up the chance ot **** her while she wa spassed out. doubtful he'd do it with chloroform!
 

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styleforum answer: be a gent, ask threak for advice, make her an over complicated breakfast when she wakes up and drive her home in your leased car

superfuture answer: you must ****!
 

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Originally Posted by Matt
"is it just me, or does this Sprite taste like rohypnol?"

"No? Hmm, strange. I could have sworn it did. Okay, well why don't you wipe off that pretty mouth with this rag then."
 

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"Excuse me miss, but does this heroin feel like horse tranquilizer to you?"
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
"No? Hmm, strange. I could have sworn it did. Okay, well why don't you wipe off that pretty mouth with this rag then."
"aww hunny, sleepy?...that's OK...you want a t-shirt, some boxers and a little lie down?...that's OK sweetie, you just rest, I'll be in the other room watching Sasha Grey make glucking noises if you need me."
 

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Good luck with the future plans. Saying you wouldn't try to **** her is definitely a bad move from the one-night stand point of view. However, if you have some reason to think you might get into an actual relationship maybe it'll work. You should tell her that your promise not to try and **** her ended when she walked out the door this morning. See how she reacts and hope you're not in the friend/no **** zone already.
 

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Originally Posted by freeAgent
Good luck with the future plans. Saying you wouldn't try to **** her is definitely a bad move from the one-night stand point of view. However, if you have some reason to think you might get into an actual relationship maybe it'll work. You should tell her that your promise not to try and **** her ended when she walked out the door this morning. See how she reacts and hope you're not in the friend/no **** zone already.

That will work well. sounds very smooth. "hey, you're welcome for sleeping in my bed last night. Oh, by the way, IMMA **** YA!"
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
I actually completely disagree. Now, given the way he said it (probably desperately to get her to stay), it doesn't work. But saying "look, we aren't ********** tonight, just want you to be clear on that now" is a great ******* line. However, it usually only works after things have already gotten hot at the bar and you have at the very least made out. Doesn't really work if you are being a safe & friendly omegamale.
In that exact scenario described, it's worked well for me a few times.
 

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