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Sf: Asap! Whats My Play!

hboogz

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Originally Posted by freeAgent
Good luck with the future plans. Saying you wouldn't try to **** her is definitely a bad move from the one-night stand point of view. However, if you have some reason to think you might get into an actual relationship maybe it'll work. You should tell her that your promise not to try and **** her ended when she walked out the door this morning. See how she reacts and hope you're not in the friend/no **** zone already.

please tell me you're kidding.
 

Duff_Man

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Originally Posted by freeAgent
You should tell her that your promise not to try and **** her ended when she walked out the door this morning. See how she reacts and hope you're not in the friend/no **** zone already.
This is the only potential recovery I can see working. You have to be pretty smooth to pull it off though.
 

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She probably made out with you out of pity/drunkenness and pretended to pass out so that she wouldn't have to **** you.
 

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What the hell? Why would I be kidding? If you're clearly already at the point where you have meddled in her sex life (by stopping her from going home with another dude by promising not to try and **** her) AND you've made out AND she's slept at your place AND you do actually want to ******** with her, you need to immediately grow a pair and make it clear that pursuing a sexual relationship is on your agenda. I would accomplish this by initiating more physical contact and then bringing it up in the context of dirty talk.
 

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She wants to be pampered. When she is sleeping on the couch you should try combing her hair for her, she likes it. Use some of her favorite make-up to apply and decorate. Braid the hair into a weave (do you know her favorite extensions?). If it's all done right she will feel prettied up in the morning and much more willing.
 

MetroStyles

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Originally Posted by Nosu3
She wants to be pampered. When she is sleeping on the couch you should try combing her hair for her, she likes it. Use some of her favorite make-up to apply and decorate. Braid the hair into a weave (do you know her favorite extensions?). If it's all done right she will feel prettied up in the morning and much more willing.

+1
 

Willie5566

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Originally Posted by J Darnielle
Dudes,

PS She's a solid 8.5-9.


Originally Posted by KenN
Step 1: Take pictures.

Step 2: Post.


Or it didn't happen.
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Willie5566

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Originally Posted by 1969
Show her this thread so she understands what her options are.

Originally Posted by MetroStyles
I still don't see why he didn't use the pickup line that never fails - "Excuse me miss, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Originally Posted by Nosu3
She wants to be pampered. When she is sleeping on the couch you should try combing her hair for her, she likes it. Use some of her favorite make-up to apply and decorate. Braid the hair into a weave (do you know her favorite extensions?). If it's all done right she will feel prettied up in the morning and much more willing.

THis some of the funniest sh*t I have read on a forum in a long time. Well done everyone.
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ter1413

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Originally Posted by KenN
Step 1: Take pictures.

Step 2: Poast.


+1(for starters)
 

ama

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Originally Posted by Nosu3
She wants to be pampered. When she is sleeping on the couch you should try combing her hair for her, she likes it. Use some of her favorite make-up to apply and decorate. Braid the hair into a weave (do you know her favorite extensions?). If it's all done right she will feel prettied up in the morning and much more willing.

You are my favorite person on the internet. If I could subscribe to your posts I would.
 

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^^Don't look at his other posts in CE and BC&E, it will be like finding out Santa Claus isn't real.
 

acidboy

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Originally Posted by Nosu3
She wants to be pampered. When she is sleeping on the couch you should try combing her hair for her, she likes it. Use some of her favorite make-up to apply and decorate. Braid the hair into a weave (do you know her favorite extensions?). If it's all done right she will feel prettied up in the morning and much more willing.

this.

also consider lulling her to sleep with a guitar and england dan songs. if she feels prettied up in the morning whip her a watermelon cake.
 

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Cohf
 

Rambo

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Originally Posted by acidboy
this. also consider lulling her to sleep with a guitar and england dan songs. if she feels prettied up in the morning whip her a watermelon cake.
hahahahahahaha
 

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