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Sf: Asap! Whats My Play!

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by J Darnielle, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. J Darnielle

    J Darnielle Senior member

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    Dudes,

    I was at this bar with a girl all night. She was going to go home with this other guy, I whispered "Hey let's drink more. I'll take you home and I won't try to sleep with you." BOOM we drank more, BOOM she's at my apartment asleep on couch. Am I in friend zone? Should I try to fuck her? We made out a bit then she went to sleep.

    JD

    PS She's a solid 8.5-9.
     
  2. KenN

    KenN Senior member

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    Step 1: Take pictures.

    Step 2: Poast.
     
  3. J Darnielle

    J Darnielle Senior member

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    FYI It's not like she went to sleep while making out. We were making out, I went to get her a water bc I'm a nice guy, then she passed out. She's on couch. Bedroom is 10 feet away.


    FUCK SF, am I a creeper if I wake her up?
     
  4. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    Pick her up and carry her to your bed. Make sure she wakes up. Tell her that she fell asleep and you are moving her to your bed as it is more comfortable. Her reaction should indicate your next move.
     
  5. Xericx

    Xericx Senior member

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    burn incense and put on some marvin gaye.

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  6. J Darnielle

    J Darnielle Senior member

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    Fuck.


    This girl is too wasted for me to fuck...

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    These morals suck.
     
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    ama Senior member

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    [​IMG]

    The mods might want to consider saving this thread for evidentiary purposes.
     
  8. unjung

    unjung Senior member

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    Brutal.

    Luckily as of your last post, you've successfully avoided a rape charge. Please confirm whether that remains the case in the morning.
     
  9. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    Fuck.


    This girl is too wasted for me to fuck...

    [​IMG]

    These morals suck.


    Yep. Put her in your bed and sleep on the couch.
     
  10. J Darnielle

    J Darnielle Senior member

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    Yep. Put her in your bed and sleep on the couch.

    This is a legit play and I think it's most likely to help me get laid in the future.


    Thanks SF.
     
  11. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    This is a legit play and I think it's most likely to help me get laid in the future.


    Thanks SF.


    Just make sure you don't move in to friend zone in the morning.
     
  12. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    If you really want to be a prick about it put a bunch of large objects on the floor inbetween your bed and the bathroom. Not responsible if she gives up and pukes in your bed.
     
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    This thread didn't turn into the disaster I was expecting it to be, I'm proud of you SF.
     
  14. darkbat

    darkbat Well-Known Member

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    subbed. update in the morning plz
     
  15. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    Move her to the bed. Sleep beside her, but basically fully clothed, hands to yourself...move over and kiss her in the morning and make your move then.
     
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    Macallan9 Senior member

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    Dont you have a meat locker with hanging hooks for jusy this sort of situation?
     
  17. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    Your chances of having sex are greatly improved if she believes she has already (consensually) had sex with you.
     
  18. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    Your chances of having sex are greatly improved if she believes she has already (consensually) had sex with you.
    if and when tagutcow ever has sex, feel free to take his advice.
     
  19. Eason

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    if and when tagutcow ever has sex, feel free to take his advice.

    zing! Play him off, Johnny!
     
  20. tagutcow

    tagutcow Senior member

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    Damn, I got owned. How do I even get to a situation where I find myself drinking all night with an 8.5/9 in the first place?
     

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