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absolute worst possible names

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Diamond. Seriously.
 

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I think my Clytie deserves to be here.
 

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this should actually go in best names btw
 

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Originally Posted by Piobaire
There was a Nicholas Cage SNL skit where he was trying to think of a good name for his baby with his expectant wife. His name was pronounced "Os-wee-pay" Spelled Asswipe.

I knew a kid in high school named Brick. Not so bad, but his last name was Wall. WTF were his parents thinking?


Ugh, I hate pun names. My high school biology teacher was named Brick Street.

Yeah, it's funny to you, the parent, for the first few days I'm sure, but your kid is going to have to live a lifetime of hearing the same stupid jokes/reactions.
 

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I knew a Vietnamese girl named Appreciation. The odd thing was in Vietnam her name was something normal like Lily but upon moving to the US her family named her Appreciation.
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I worked with a kid in high school whose first name was Jazz. I thought he was joking for like a month until he showed me his drivers license. His dad was this crazy long-haired hippy that would come into our store and try to bum free stuff from his son.
 

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In Hong Kong, the fast food restaurants make their workers choose an English name to wear on their tag (e.g. 'Shark' Li, 'Bee' Tsang, or whatever). Its kind of a cliched expat joke to laugh at them, but their kids making a buck and I'm sure they could care less what some old white guy thinks of their Nom de Large Fries.

On the other hand, I still get a chuckle out of the girl at Haagen-Dazs who called herself "Money" Ho.
 

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Originally Posted by Nil
I knew a Vietnamese girl named Appreciation. The odd thing was in Vietnam her name was something normal like Lily but upon moving to the US her family named her Appreciation.
confused.gif


She was probably Thai, because Appreciation is a Thai name (seriously).
 

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