What MANLY stuff did you do today?

[aerether]

Made a 5x5 bacon lattice.

I shared it, though.

 

[SField]

I just sat in my underwear and ate a 16oz dry aged ribeye with some hollandaise, potatos, and asparagus, all with two big glasses of Zaya. Half an hour later I took an impressive **** which required only one wipe.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by SField

I just sat in my underwear and ate a 16oz ribeye for brunch with some hollandaise, potatos, and asparagus, all with two big glasses of Zaya. I have just taken an impressive **** which required only one wipe.

This is a good effort.

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

This is a good effort.

O, and this morning when I went to go get stuff at the store, there was this annoying black homeless dude who always wails about how poor he is, and everyone hates him. He shoved his cup in my face and I tore it and yelled at him to get a job, at which point many people applauded and he started to cry.

I don't know whether to feel good about this or not, but it had to be sad.

 

[sonick]

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

I built a book case! I feel so manly.

Okay, I didn't "build" it... I assembled it. BUT, it required tools, which I also bought and used. Rugged? Oh yeah...

I thought they included the Allen Keys in their packages?

 

[Nepsa]

Originally Posted by SField

O, and this morning when I went to go get stuff at the store, there was this annoying black homeless dude who always wails about how poor he is, and everyone hates him. He shoved his cup in my face and I tore it and yelled at him to get a job, at which point many people applauded and he started to cry.

I don't know whether to feel good about this or not, but it had to be sad.

This might have been manly if you had controlled yourself and the situation.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by SField

O, and this morning when I went to go get stuff at the store, there was this annoying black homeless dude who always wails about how poor he is, and everyone hates him. He shoved his cup in my face and I tore it and yelled at him to get a job, at which point many people applauded and he started to cry. I don't know whether to feel good about this or not, but it had to be sad.
Wow.

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by sonick

I thought they included the Allen Keys in their packages?

Well, yeah, but I also needed a Philips head!

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Wow.

o go cry into an obama t-shirt.

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by SField

I just sat in my underwear and ate a 16oz dry aged ribeye with some hollandaise, potatos, and asparagus, all with two big glasses of Zaya. Half an hour later I took an impressive **** which required only one wipe.

Why such a small steak?

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by Manton

Why such a small steak?

haha I love meat but that is by far the upper limit of how much I can eat in a sitting.

 

[kwilkinson]

Where do you get good dry aged in Chi?

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Where do you get good dry aged in Chi?

Allen Brothers.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Manton

Allen Brothers.

I've always been wary of buying meat I couldn't see first.

 

[Connemara]

I'm in Panera, reading a collection of contemporary Irish women's poetry and sipping a Diet Coke.