What do we all do for a living?

[dv_indian]

I work as a Software QA analyst. I wish I were an attorney or an investment banker so that I could wear a suit to work every day!

 

[jamesbond]

Hopeful future porno producer.

 

[Fuuma]

I sell apocalypse insurance.

 

[gdl203]

I'm from a top 1 MBA, I learned all about doing basic math, management and finance there while making many connections w. boring cocksuckers. I manage an hedge fund that could break your mama in half and am very happy with my car collection and my decorator-decorated mid-century modern apartment. Reading business cases has made me, like, super competent and stuff. My haircut is divine and I love jagerbombs.

 

[Metlin]

Originally Posted by gdl203

I'm from a top 1 MBA, I learned all about doing basic math, management and finance there while making many connections w. boring cocksuckers. I manage an hedge fund that could break your mama in half and am very happy with my car collection and my decorator-decorated mid-century modern apartment. Reading business cases has made me, like, super competent and stuff. My haircut is divine and I love jagerbombs.
All I read was jager bombs. W00h00!

 

[ohm]

Originally Posted by Metlin

All I read was jager bombs. W00h00!

JAGERBOMBS!

 

[Eligius]

Originally Posted by jamesbond

Hopeful future porno producer.

You're prepared to be a fluffer first?

 

[Drew Goodall]

Shoe Valet - ongoing maintanence on clients shoe collections. Jagerbombs!!!!

 

[Master Squirrel]

I don't exist in the physical world. I am a internet sarcasm bot.

 

[Archivist]

..

 

[Sterling Gillette]

You people are actually working? Come on.

 

[DrFaustus]

General manager of an online wetsuit business.

 

[dv_indian]

Originally Posted by Archivist

I'm a Software QA analyst and I wear a suit to work everyday just because I like to. In the SF Bay Area no less.

But really, I break things for a living.

I am in the east bay area. I have started wearing a blazer to work these days. People at work say I am sharply dressed, like for an interview or something. I smile and tell them I am going nowhere.

 

[lasbar]

Originally Posted by dv_indian

I am in the east bay area. I have started wearing a blazer to work these days. People at work say I am sharply dressed, like for an interview or something. I smile and tell them I am going nowhere.

I'm working for the greatest engineering project ever ...

Sounds great but actually my job is ****...

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by gdl203

I'm from a top 1 MBA,

I didn't know you got your MBA from Babson College.