Top Chef Texas

[erictheobscure]

DECLARE NYESHA THE SURPRISE WINNER!

 

[Bhowie]



DECLARE NYESHA THE SURPRISE WINNER!

I like the way you holster your pistol cowboy.

WHAT THE **** DOES TOM HAVE ON HI FACE?

nice breast shot

 

[Bhowie]

Does squid ink do anything to flavor or just alter color?


Raw beets, see yuh biotch

 

[erictheobscure]

SQUID INK IS DELICIOUS. BUT NOT WITH COCONUT.

WHY IS TOM IN A DORKY CLARK KENT OUTFIT

PAUL'S DAD IS MAO

 

[Bhowie]

Get your Asian father memes ready if Paul loses.

 

[Bhowie]

Gross, sara sucks.

Hugh Acheson is a pimp. I look like him but much more groomed and uptight. Watch my sphincter pucker.

 

[erictheobscure]

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Gum Monster is going to win. Gum Monster is going to win.

She should spawn with Hosea and create the worst winner in human history.

 

[Bhowie]

Spoke too soon!

NO BONES. WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN BONES IN OUR FISHES!!!

 

[Bhowie]

Vodka and taco meat time!

 

[erictheobscure]

Hope you have some micro cilantro.

 

[Bhowie]

Barbara Lynch has a joint in one of my accounts I should eat there. Tom's suit sucks makes the dude look fat.


I AM PROUD OF MY SINGLE MOTHER!!!!!

 

[Bhowie]

Sarah is going to win.... BOOOOOOO!

 

[Bhowie]

They didn't have a coat check for the finale audience????

 

[Bhowie]

FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!! YESSS!!!!

 

[Bhowie]

I would so rub that *****'s face in dirt!!!!!