Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[EFV]

I weep for humanity when stuff like that is not only posted but also liked by thousands of people.

 

[Goldy]

I have this friend on FB who is always ranting on about the horrors of vaccines & how evil they are. Her husband isn't man enough to take his kids to the Dr &k just get a basic MMR shot. Then again he isn't man enought to change a diaper. I am half tempted to rob a hospital of some child hood vaccines & give them to the 2 girls.

 

[Goldy]

I have this friend on FB who is always ranting on about the horrors of vaccines & how evil they are. Her husband isn't man enough to take his kids to the Dr &k just get a basic MMR shot. Then again he isn't man enought to change a diaper. I am half tempted to rob a hospital of some child hood vaccines & give them to the 2 girls.

 

[suited]



I've seen this one a couple of times and it's one of the worst things I have ever read.
tl;dr. A woman in the middle of a divorce has cancer and instead of going to the hospital, she decides to keep it to herself and passive aggressively die to teach her husband a lesson.
Supposed message: appreciate your saintly wife, you clod
Actual message: Hey, women in the middle of a divorce, he will feel bad when you're dead.

I've seen this one several times. I think it may have been one of the pioneers.

 

[Nil]

This was my mother. She died of marijuana addiction 16 years ago. I never got to know her because of this horrible drug. People may say weed is harmless, but my mom is dead-proof that it is dangerous. When she was 14 years old and pregnant with me, she snorted marijuana during a rave. She didn't have a designated driver and decided to drive home herself. She got into a wreck. The guilt of the family she killed in the wreck made her addiction worse. As you can see from the pictures below, my mom's appearance changed a lot after adopting this lifestyle. She eventually overdosed while injecting weed into her buttocks. I was born three months after her death, so I never even got to meet her, yet I still miss her.

I've seen countless people suffer from this insurmountable addiction. It needs to stop.

R.I.P. Caroline Ellis (mom)

Lulz

 

[Gibonius]

That's pretty funny actually.

I like the "I was born three months after her death" part.

 

[acidboy]

acidwife showed me a friend of hers in fb who took loads of pictures of her below 16y.o. sons ( the younger one looks more like 13) drinking beer and cheap pop liquor in their house christmas eve acting crazy drunk. it looked like she was the one handing them the drinks too, and she even took a video following her kid who went to the bathroom to take a piss. humanity is hopeless.

 

[L'Incandescent]

 

[lasbar]



acidwife showed me a friend of hers in fb who took loads of pictures of her below 16y.o. sons ( the younger one looks more like 13) drinking beer and cheap pop liquor in their house christmas eve acting crazy drunk. it looked like she was the one handing them the drinks too, and she even took a video following her kid who went to the bathroom to take a piss. humanity is hopeless.

Social services...

 

[Neo_Version 7]



acidwife showed me a friend of hers in fb who took loads of pictures of her below 16y.o. sons ( the younger one looks more like 13) drinking beer and cheap pop liquor in their house christmas eve acting crazy drunk. it looked like she was the one handing them the drinks too, and she even took a video following her kid who went to the bathroom to take a piss. humanity is hopeless.

My mother didn't mean for that album to be Public.

 

[dune]



I have this friend on FB who is always ranting on about the horrors of vaccines & how evil they are. Her husband isn't man enough to take his kids to the Dr &k just get a basic MMR shot. Then again he isn't man enought to change a diaper. I am half tempted to rob a hospital of some child hood vaccines & give them to the 2 girls.

I bloody well hate people like this, and I feel bad for the kids...and any kids who they might meet.

 

[lasbar]



I bloody well hate people like this, and I feel bad for the kids...and any kids who they might meet.

We had a terrible epidemic of Whooping cough this year...

Mumps last year ...

 

[Godot]

This is not a friend of mine, but this definitely qualifies in the dumb section. You get drunk and do a hit & run. What's the first thing you do when you get home? I don't know, wipe down the car, try to pound out any dents, establish an alibi. These are the kind of things that would occur to me but not Jacob Cox-Brown.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_...bout-drunken-driving-hit-and-run-on-facebook/

I know this may sound a little right wing, but I don't think people this dumb should be allowed to breed.

 

[Goldy]



This is not a friend of mine, but this definitely qualifies in the dumb section. You get drunk and do a hit & run. What's the first thing you do when you get home? I don't know, wipe down the car, try to pound out any dents, establish an alibi. These are the kind of things that would occur to me but not Jacob Cox-Brown.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_...bout-drunken-driving-hit-and-run-on-facebook/
I know this may sound a little right wing, but I don't think people this dumb should be allowed to breed.

I agree.

 

[Goldy]

Earlier today I unloaded six friends. I realized that with two of them I had blocked so many of their posts that I hadn't seen any of them in about two weeks. Two others (girls) post so much garbage such as yolo or the one girl who is white using the N word that it was clogging up my news feed. The other two I don't even know why I freinded in the first place.

Thanx!!!
Charlie